An “emo” joke has been told on several images:
Q: What’s the difference between a pizza and an emo pizza?
A: An emo pizza cuts/slices itself.
The “emo pizza” joke has been cited in print since at least 2005.
“What’s the best kind of grass for your front yard?"/"Emo grass because it cuts itself” is a similar joke.
Everybodies got something to hide
usual pointless ramble and.....EMO JOKES!!
Did you hear about the emo pizza? It cuts itself.
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Posted on Dec. 3rd, 2005 at 02:51 pm
CollegeHumor
“Emo pizza - it cuts itself!">o?
KYLE
June 27, 2006
“Emo pizza - it cuts itself!”
Twitter
Loudmouthman
@loudmouthman
Blame EVO_TERRA for this one: Have you heard about the Emo Pizza ? It Cuts itself .
3:19 PM - 12 May 2007
Twitter
Robin Frousheger
@Froosh
What’s the best thing about emo pizza? It cuts itself! *boom tish*
3:54 AM - 13 Sep 2007
Google Books
Zen And The Art Of Building A Log Cabin:
The Causes Of Happiness And The Secrets of Enlightenment
By Martin Avery
Lulu Publishing
2011
Pg. ?:
Did you hear about the emo pizza? You don’t have to slice it - it cuts itself!
BuzzFeed
The Pizza That Cuts Itself
It comes three flavors – “eternal torment,” “abysmal darkness,” and “cheese.”
posted on Feb. 20, 2012, at 4:59 p.m.
Jimbo Duggins
BuzzFeed Staff
(An “EMO PIZZA” truck is shown.—ed.)
WeKnowMemes
Emo Pizza
– SEPTEMBER 30, 2012
POSTED IN: MEMES, PICS
Emo Pizza – the pizza that slices itself
Reddit—Jokes
Have you heard about the new emo pizza?
submitted February 9, 2017 by HippieDressedInBlack
It cuts itself
Reddit—Jokes
Whats the difference between a pizza and an emo pizza?
submitted February 26, 2017 by its_samaclause
An emo pizza slices itself.
Note - found online
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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