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Wikipedia: Ritz Crackers
Ritz Crackers are a brand of snack cracker introduced by Nabisco in 1934. Outside the United States, the Ritz Cracker brand is made by a subsidiary of Mondelēz International. They are circular, salted lightly on one side, and have a small scalloped edge. A single serving(about 5 crackers) contains 79 calories, 1 gram of protein and 4 grams of fat, or 70 calories and 2.5 grams of fat for the whole-wheat variety.
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Robert Nykvist
3/2/95
(...)
1. Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
The Ritz cracker is a snack cracker.
The lesbian is a crack snacker.
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Mike
@mrmikeydelonge
What’s the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? ..
One’s a snack cracker, the other’s a crack snacker.
1:17 AM - 18 May 2009
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Jokes, Quotes, and Other Assorted Things
By Stephen Motway
Xlibris Corporation (Xlibris.com)
2011
Pg. 61:
What’s the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One’s a snack cracker, the other’s a crack snacker.
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What’s the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
submitted December 23, 2017 by Jobiwankenobi85
One’s a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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