A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from December 16, 2017
“What’s the difference between a soprano and a Porsche?” (joke)

A soprano riddle is:

Q: What’s the difference between a soprano and a Porsche?
A: Most musicians have never been inside a Porsche.


A Porsche is an expensive car; Ferrari and Lamborghini have also been used in the joke. The riddle was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on June 12, 1992.


Google Groups: rec.humor
Music Jokes
Perry Tarantine
6/12/92
(...)
What’s the difference between a soprano and a Porche?  Most musicians have never been inside a porche.

Google Groups: rec.humor
Canonical List Of Music Humor 2/2
Nuke The Unborn Gay Baby Whales For God
4/12/94
(...)
What is the difference between a soprano and a Porsche?
Most musicians have never been inside a Porsche.

Google Books
The Quorum
By Joshua Cohen
Prague, Czech Republic: Twisted Spoon Press
2005
Pg. 140:
She’s a soprano — aren’t you dear? and what’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a soprano? Most musicians have never been inside a Lamborghini, hahahaha.

Twitter
Melissa T. Rocha‏
@Memaloose
@arsaureum What’s the difference between a Soprano & a Porsche? Most trumpet players have never been in a Porsche. Ba da Boom.
1:21 PM - 17 Jul 2009

Twitter
Christian Friday‏
@Its_CFriday
Whats the difference between a soprano and a ferrari ? Most musicians have never been inside a ferrari
7:28 PM - 23 Jan 2010

Twitter
Music Pick Up Lines‏
@CMPickupLines
What’s the difference between a soprano and a Porsche? Most musicians have never been inside a Porsche wink
2:16 PM - 25 Mar 2015

Reddit—Jokes
What’s the difference between a soprano and a porsche?
submitted December 17, 2017 by BigDubbz
Most musicians have never been inside a Porsche

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityMusic/Dance/Theatre/Film • Saturday, December 16, 2017 • Permalink