A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from April 02, 2021
“What’s the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?” (joke)

A riddle about professional robbery was posted on Reddit—Jokes on April 25, 2017:

Q: What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?
A: An amateur thief says, “Give me all your money!” A professional thief says, “Sign here please..”


That is, the amateur thief takes all of one’s money (on the person or the premises), but a professional thief can take all of one’s money for the rest of that person’s life.


Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/biuziceca April 25, 2017
Whats the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?
An amateur thief says, “Give me all your money!”
A professional thief says, “Sign here please..”

Twitter
WSⱯꓛꓤⱯS ꓨNIꓥIꓶ
@SarcasmLiving
An amateur thief says, “Give me all your money!”
A professional thief says, “Sign here please..”
9:00 PM · Apr 25, 2017·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Whats the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?
An amateur says, “Give me all your money!”
A professional thief says, “Sign here please”
6:37 AM · May 1, 2018·Twitter Web Client

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/anxietyhub February 16, 2020
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?
The amateur thief says, “Give me all your money!” The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/vpetrychuk April 5, 2020
Whats the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?
An amateur thief says, “Give me all your money!
A professional thief says, “Sign here please.”

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/IloveRamen99 February 25, 2021
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?
The amateur thief says, “Give me all your money!”
The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/YZXFILE April 2, 2021
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?
The amateur thief says, “Give me all your money!” The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”

Twitter
Bob Golen
@BobGolen
An amateur thief says “Give me your wallet.”
A professional thief says “Sign here.”
9:57 PM · Apr 2, 2021·Twitter Web App

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