A not-safe-for-work riddle has been printed on many images:
Q: What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
A: Where you put the cucumber.
The joke was posted on Twitter on January 5, 2012, and originated on Sickipedia.
Twitter
Childish Sambino
@samvincentx
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber.
8:18 PM - 5 Jan 2012
Twitter
Fresh Stand Up
@FreshStandUp
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber. http://bit.ly/xKAEZB via @sickipedia
9:32 PM - 5 Jan 2012
Twitter
sickipediabot
@sickipediabot
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber.
5:45 AM - 6 Jan 2012
Reddit—Jokes
What’s the Difference Between Being Hungry and Horny?
submitted June 12, 2012 by DarkestEnvy
Where you put the cucumber!
COMMENTS
thehydrastation
Disclaimer: joke may not apply to all males
Great one though!
Twitter
Celebrity Secrets.
@ShowbizSecrets
Q: What’s the difference between being hungry and horny? A: Where you put the cucumber.
1:26 PM - 22 Jun 2012
Google Books
5,000 Great One Liners
Compiled by Grant Tucker
London, UK: Biteback Publishing Ltd
2012
Pg. ?:
What’s the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where I put the cucumber.
Reddit—Jokes
What’s the difference between being hungry and being horny?
submitted December 9, 2013 by onenightshift
Where you put the cucumber….
Reddit—MiniJokes
Whats the difference between being horny and hungry? (self.MiniJokes)
submitted October 1, 2014 by idrive4fun
Is where you put the cucumber
Reddit—Jokes
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
submitted July 29, 2016 by zerogear5
Where you put the cucumber.
Reddit—Jokes
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
submitted October 12, 2017 by wackoclown
Where you put the cucumber.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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