A riddle about a microwave is:
Q: What’s the opposite of a tsunami?
A: A microwave.
“‘Where in the house can you find the opposite of a tsunami? The microwave!’ - Band Practice” was posted on Twitter on May 11, 2010. “What’s the opposite of a microwave? A tsunami” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on May 7, 2017.
Twitter
Atlantis Lights
@atlantislights
“Where in the house can you find the opposite of a tsunami? The microwave!” - Band Practice
8:43 AM - 11 May 2010
Twitter
caro
@_justcaro
Q: what’s the opposite of a tsunami? A: a microwave!!
8:35 PM - 15 Sep 2011
Twitter
david holden
@etominusipi
microwave n. the opposite of a tsunami #ued
3:10 PM - 22 Mar 2012
Twitter
Yawn
@YawnThePost
The opposite of microwave is tsunami.
5:40 AM - 5 May 2012
Twitter
Iain MacNaughtan
@An_Iain
What’s the opposite of a Tsunami?
...
A microwave!
12:43 PM - 1 May 2014
Reddit—Jokes
What’s the opposite of a microwave?
submitted May 7, 2017 by CaptainLynch
A tsunami.
Twitter
Lame Jokes
@lamejokes_net
What’s the opposite of a microwave? http://ift.tt/2pb0qJm
A tsunami.
#jokes
8:55 PM - 7 May 2017
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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