“Baloney” sounds like “below knee,” and there are jokes. “I don’t see how bologna is opposite of above knee! Now BALONEY on the other hand, yes!” was posted on Twitter by ~DEE~ on August 21, 2017.
“What’s the opposite of above-knee?😊 ... Try our COUNTRY Bitch! Fried Bologna, Cheddar, Sautéed Onions, potato sticks” was posted on Facebook by Bacon Bitch on February 20, 2020. “What’s the opposite of bologna? Above knee” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on July 22, 2020.
“Have a piece of meat on your shin? That’s bologna” is a similar joke.
Wikipedia: Bologna sausage
Bologna sausage, also called baloney (/bəˈloʊni/) or parizer and known in Britain, Ireland, Australia, Zimbabwe, Zambia and South Africa as polony, is a sausage derived from mortadella, a similar-looking, finely ground pork sausage containing cubes of pork fat, originally from the Italian city of Bologna (IPA: [boˈloɲɲa]). Typical seasoning for bologna includes black pepper, nutmeg, allspice, celery seed and coriander and like mortadella, myrtle berries give it its distinctive flavor. U.S. government regulations require American bologna to be finely ground and without visible pieces of fat. Aside from pork, bologna can be made out of chicken, turkey, beef, venison, a combination or soy protein.
Twitter
~DEE~
@Dee1D1990
Replying to @LadyLaz417 and @RecycledProphet
I don’t see how bologna is opposite of above knee! Now BALONEY on the other hand, yes!
1:53 AM · Aug 21, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
cami
@unofficialCami
Replying to @broce_kunt
the opposite of above knee
8:11 AM · Feb 13, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Facebook
Bacon Bitch
February 20, 2020 ·
What’s the opposite of above-knee?😊 ...
Try our COUNTRY Bitch! Fried Bologna, Cheddar, Sautéed Onions, potato sticks 🥐
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/rphillips76 July 22, 2020
What’s the opposite of bologna?
Above knee.
COMMENTS
Venomlord21
The fact I read Bologna “bo-log-na” instead of “baloney” almost ruined the joke. Then my brain hit autocorrect.
Facebook
Ernest Polk
July 22, 2020 ·
What’s the opposite
of bologna?
Above knee.
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