“Himalayan” sounds like “him-a-laying.” A riddle about Himalayan salt is:
Q: What’s the opposite of Himalayan salt?
A: Herastandin pepper.
“Herastandin” sounds like “her-a-standing.” The riddle was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on August 10, 2019, and on Reddit—Jokes on November 17, 2019.
Wikipedia: Himalayan salt
Himalayan salt is rock salt (halite) mined from the Punjab region of Pakistan. The salt, which often has a pinkish tint due to trace minerals, is primarily used as a food additive to replace refined table salt but is also used for cooking and food presentation, decorative lamps and spa treatments. The product is often promoted with groundless claims that it has health benefits.
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Terry-Fold August 10, 2019
What’s the opposite of Himalayan salt?
Herastandin pepper.
Courtesy of my very own father
Twitter
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@flipova
What’s the opposite of Himalayan salt?
Herastandin pepper..
10:19 AM · Aug 11, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Terry-Fold November 17, 2019
What’s the opposite of Himalayan Salt?
Herastandin Pepper
Twitter
It was the Busta Rhymes, it was the worsta rhymes
@Trilliam_Yeats
What’s the opposite of Himalayan Salt?
Herastandin Pepper
3:30 PM · Dec 2, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Parvaze Bashir - Habitual line stepper
@Parvaze__B
Is Herastandin Pepper the opposite of Himalayan Salt?
7:31 PM · Oct 23, 2021·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Terry-Fold February 27, 2022
What’s the opposite of Himalayan Salt?
Herastandin Pepper.
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