A job interview joke was posted on Twitter by Jack Warnock on December 27, 2016:
INTERVIEWER: What’s your biggest weakness?
ME: I don’t know when to quit.
INTERVIEWER: Well, your resume’s great. You’re hired!
ME: I quit.
Twitter
Jack Warnock
@Jwarnock_
INTERVIEWER: What’s your biggest weakness?
ME: I don’t know when to quit.
INTERVIEWER: Well, your resume’s great. You’re hired!
ME: I quit.
1:04 AM - 27 Dec 2016
Twitter
Brady Crawford
@bracraw
What’s your biggest weakness?
I don’t know when to quit.
Congrats you’re hired.
I quit.
6:45 PM - 29 Dec 2017
Twitter
Rhinoceros
@AbsurdRhino
Replying to @ccalmasmr
“What’s your biggest weakness?”
“I don’t know when to quit.”
“You’re hired.”
“I quit.”
4:44 PM - 25 May 2018
Reddit—Jokes
The job interviewer asked…
submitted June 16, 2018 by RadicalSuperfly
The job interviewer asked: “What’s your biggest weakness?”
Me: “I don’t know when to quit…”
Interviewer: “You’re hired!”
Me: “I quit.”
Twitter
Living Sarcasm
@SarcasmLiving
The job interviewer asked: “What’s your biggest weakness?”
Me: “I don’t know when to quit…”
Interviewer: “You’re hired!”
Me: “I quit.”
9:57 PM - 15 Jun 2018 (Posted after the above.—ed.)
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