A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from August 26, 2017
“When a cannibal under cooks a psychic: medium rare”

A cannibal pun is that he/she likes a psychic “medium rare.” “Did you hear about the cannibal with a penchant for psychics, medium rare?” was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on January 25, 2000. “Q. Why did the cannibal undercook the fortune teller. A. He liked his medium rare” was posted on the newsgroup alt.comp.anti-virus on October 18, 2009.

“When a cannibal under cooks a psychic: medium rare” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on August 25, 2017.


Google Groups: alt.humor.puns
Absolutely my last cannibal joke
Dennis Hammes
1/25/00
Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
>
> Did you hear about the cannibal with a penchant for psychics, medium
> rare?
>
Of course, he starved to death…

Google Groups: alt.comp.anti-virus
XP Home infected , cannot restore
FromTheRafters
10/18/09
(...)
Q. Why did the cannibal undercook the fortune teller.
A. He liked his medium rare.

Google Groups: microsoft.public.test.here
Re: So sorry to disappoint you.
FromTheRafters
2/24/12
(...)
Is that the one that warns that comedians taste funny and suggests to undercook psychics just because he preferred his medium rare?

Twitter
thethreebirds‏
@the_three_birds
The cannibal living next door to me caught and killed a psychic.He only put her in the oven for 15min,apparently he likes his medium rare.
1:58 PM - 20 May 2013

Twitter
Steffan Andrews‏
@orchetect
Went to a fortune teller. She sensed I was a cannibal, hungry & didn’t come for a chat; says “You like a medium rare.”
I nod. “Well done.”
6:35 PM - 7 Aug 2013

Twitter
Brendan Richards‏
@quizmaster85
A cannibal ate a fortune-teller the other day. He liked his medium rare. #badjoke #steak… https://www.instagram.com/p/BNeBZBMhcmB/
3:13 AM - 1 Dec 2016 from Sydney, New South Wales

Twitter
Daniel Shapiro‏
@DanielShapiro2
Did you hear the one about the cannibal that ate the psychic?  He liked his medium rare.
4:11 PM - 22 Jul 2017

Reddit—Oneliners
When a cannibal under cooks a psychic: medium rare. (self.oneliners)
submitted August 25, 2017 by Chumbo_Trumlin

Twitter
LOL Tweets™‏
@lolmgco
When a cannibal under cooks a psychic: medium rare.
2:32 AM - 26 Aug 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Saturday, August 26, 2017 • Permalink