Drums are percussion instruments, and there are “repercussions” jokes.
“When Stan went against his wife’s wishes and came out of retirement to tour as a drummer again, he knew there’d be repercussions” was posted on Twitter by Bob Ingersoll on June 3, 2017. “If a drummer comes out of retirement, will there be repercussions?” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on August 27, 2020. “When a drummer comes out of retirement there are repercussions” was posted on Twitter by Bharat Josh on November 21, 2020.
Wikipedia: Percussion instrument
A percussion instrument is a musical instrument that is sounded by being struck or scraped by a beater including attached or enclosed beaters or rattles struck, scraped or rubbed by hand or struck against another similar instrument.
Twitter
Bob Ingersoll
@LawgiverBob
When Stan went against his wife’s wishes and came out of retirement to tour as a drummer again, he knew there’d be repercussions.
5:40 PM · Jun 3, 2017·TweetDeck
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/capngloval August 27, 2020
If a drummer comes out of retirement…
If a drummer comes out of retirement, will there be repercussions?
Twitter
EcorseCreekOrchestra
@ecorsecreekorch
If a drummer comes out of retirement…
will there be repercussions?
7:39 AM · Aug 31, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Dave Floyd
@Dynamite_Floyd
“If a drummer comes out of retirement will there be repercussions?”
9:08 PM · Aug 31, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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SubDemonAngel
@sub_demon
If a drummer comes out of retirement…will there be repercussions?
3:22 PM · Sep 5, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Sir Mosa Moto
@Mwaimundi
If a retired drummer comes out of retirement, will there be repercussions?
6:14 AM · Nov 14, 2020·Twitter Web App
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Bharat Josh
@BharutJoshi
When a drummer comes out of retirement there are repercussions
5:13 AM · Nov 21, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Essex Music Hub
@EssexMusicHub
If a drummer comes out of retirement will there be repercussions? #FridayFun
8:10 AM · Apr 9, 2021·Hootsuite Inc.
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Bob Golen
@BobGolen
When a drummer comes out of retirement there are repercussions.
11:21 AM · Jul 12, 2021·Twitter Web App
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/jtrier1 July 14, 2021
There will be repercussions if a drummer ever comes out of retirement.
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