"Your account” shouldn’t be confused with “You’re a Count,” but there are several Count Dracula puns.

“RT @GaryDelaney: I bet Dracula does all his shopping online, just so he can keep clicking on ‘Your Account’” was posted on Twitter by Rob Colley on July 4, 2010. (The original tweet is no longer available.) “I bet Dracula does all his shopping online, just so he can keep clicking on ‘Your Account’” was printed in the book Pundamentalist: 1,000 jokes you probably haven’t heard before (2020) by Gary Delaney. The joke was coined by English writer and stand-up comedian Gary Delaney.

“Shopping online” is sometimes “shops online.” “Dracula shops online, just so he can click on ‘Your Account’” was posted on Twitter by Ragini Werner on August 8, 2014. “When Dracula shops online, he keeps clicking on the button that says ‘Your account’” was posted on Twitter by Puns AndOneliners on June 25, 2018. “WHEN DRACULA SHOPS ONLINE HE KEEPS CLICKING ‘YOUR ACCOUNT’” was posted on Facebook by Vince the Sign Guy on September 5, 2021.


Wikipedia: Count Dracula
Count Dracula (/ˈdrækjʊlə, -jələ/) is the title character of Bram Stoker’s 1897 gothic horror novel Dracula. He is considered to be both the prototypical and the archetypal vampire in subsequent works of fiction. He is also depicted in the novel to have been the origin of werewolf legends.

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Rob Colley
@Welshracer
RT @GaryDelaney: I bet Dracula does all his shopping online, just so he can keep clicking on ‘Your Account’.
9:17 AM · Jul 4, 2010·TweetDeck

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Megatron
@Chuffcounter
I bet Dracula does all his shopping online, just so he can keep clicking on ‘Your Account’. (via @GaryDelaney)
9:21 AM · Jul 4, 2010·Twitter Web Client

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Sickipedia_Feed
@Sickipedia_Feed
I bet Dracula does all his shopping online, just so he can keep clicking on ‘Your Account’. http://bit.ly/hrq8Lo
9:56 PM · Apr 7, 2011·twitterfeed

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sickipediabot
@sickipediabot
I bet Dracula does all his shopping online, just so he can keep clicking on ‘Your Account’.
8:47 AM · Apr 8, 2011·sickipediabot

Google Books
The Mammoth Book of One-Liners
Edited by Geoff Tibballs
London, UK: Constable & Robinson Ltd
2012
Pg. ?:
I bet Dracula does all his shopping online, just so he can keep clicking on “Your Account”.

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Ragini Werner
@NEEDSer
Dracula shops online, just so he can click on ‘Your Account’. http://fb.me/35OFalo65
11:00 AM · Aug 8, 2014·Facebook

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Puns AndOneliners
@punsandoneliner
When Dracula shops online, he keeps clicking on the button that says “Your account”.
http://markhaggan.com/randomness/internet-jokes/ #Internet #InternetJokes #Jokes #Humour http://markhaggan.com/randomness/internet-jokes/
11:00 PM · Jun 25, 2018·Facebook

Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/participatory1 February 26, 2019
When Dracula is online shopping he probably spends all day clicking the button “Your Account”.

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Kaylyne Grant
@kayenini
When Dracula shops online, he keeps clicking on the button that says “Your account”.
4:32 AM · Mar 24, 2020·Twitter for Android

Google Books
Pundamentalist:
1,000 jokes you probably haven’t heard before
By Gary Delaney
London, UK: Headline Publishing Group
2020
Pg. ?:
I bet Dracula does all his shopping online, just so he can keep clicking on ‘Your Account’.

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mike
@Kogg1962
I bet Dracula does all his shopping online, just so he can keep clicking on
“Your Account”
Been a long day ... night
5:59 PM · Mar 11, 2021 from Hull, England·Twitter for iPhone

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punsandoneliners.com
April 1, 2021 at 1:00 AM ·
When Dracula shops online, he keeps clicking on the button that says “Your account”.
https://punsandoneliners.com/randomness/internet-jokes/ #Internet #InternetJokes #Jokes #Humour

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Carl Draper
@explodingwalrus
I bet Dracula does all his
shopping online, just so he can keep clicking on ‘Your Account’.
3:16 PM · Jul 4, 2021·Twitter Web App

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Vince the Sign Guy
September 5, 2021 at 10:27 AM ·
Looks like Dracula is getting ready for Halloween
https://store.vincethesignguy.com
#vincethesignguy #funny #ns #Humor #dadjokes #indianhills”
(The following text is shown on a sign.—ed.)
WHEN DRACULA
SHOPS ONLINE
HE KEEPS
CLICKING
“YOUR ACCOUNT”