“When I found out my new toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked” is a joke that was posted on Twitter by sickipediabot on June 23, 2010. The joke probably originated on the Sickipedia website.
“When I found out my microwave wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked” is a similar joke.
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sickipediabot
@sickipediabot
When I found out my new toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked
2:16 PM · Jun 23, 2010·sickipediabot
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Crap Jokes
@TheCrapJoker
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof.. I was shocked!
10:01 AM · May 31, 2015·TweetDeck
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Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked!
5:01 PM · Jun 24, 2016·Twitter for Android
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Jeddy.
@jgenrwot
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked. #dryjokeswednesday
8:50 AM · Aug 16, 2017 from Kampala, Uganda·Twitter for Android
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McNasty
@McNasty
Today I found out that my toaster isn’t waterproof. I was shocked.
11:44 PM · Feb 24, 2019·Twitter Web Client
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Robert J. O’Neill
@mchooyah
Today I found out my toaster is not waterproof… I was shocked.
12:42 PM · Mar 2, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Memes
Posted by u/Soviet_Ninjas6276 May 1, 2020
I was shocked to find out that my toaster was not waterproof
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/VERBERD August 19, 2020
I was shocked today when I found out my toaster isn’t waterproof.
Redit—Oneliners
Posted by u/NotMonsterii January 5, 2021
I was shocked when I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof.
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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