A joke about the holidays of Christmas and Easter is:
“When Jesus is born, I get presents.
When Jesus dies, I get chocolate.
I love Jesus.”
“Jesus dies i get chocolate.. jesus is born I get presents.. works for me..” was posted on the newsgroup alt.sysadmin.recovery on August 21, 2006
Google Groups: alt.sysadmin.recovery
Liquid recovery, pictures thereof
David Cameron Staples
8/21/06
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Jesus dies i get chocolate.. jesus is born I get presents.. works for me..
Twitter
Ripton
@Ripton
Jesus was a great guy. He’s born, I get presents. He dies, I get chocolate. #bash
10:49 AM - 12 Apr 2009
Twitter
Helen.
@Helenmarie1977
Jesus christ is awesome ! He was born and I get presents . . . . He died and I get chocolate. . . Excellent.
7:21 AM - 23 Sep 2009
Google Books
The Mammoth Book of One-Liners
Edited by Geoff Tibballs
London, UK: Constable & Robinson, Ltd
2012
Pg. ?:
I love Jesus. He’s born, I get presents. He dies, I get chocolate.
Twitter
Relatable Quotes
@RelatableQuote
when jesus is born I get presents
when jesus dies I get chocolate
I love jesus
8:30 PM - 17 Nov 2013
BuzzFeed
21 Jokes That You’ll Need To Go To Confession For Laughing At
Jesus saves; we lol.
Posted on April 15, 2017, at 2:36 p.m.
Andy Golder
BuzzFeed Staff
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albinoblackman:
when jesus is born i get presents
when jesus dies i get chocolate
i love jesus
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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