A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from June 30, 2017
“When life gives you melons, buy a bra”

"If/When life gives you lemons, make lemonade” is an old saying. “If/When life gives you melons, you may/might be dyslexic” is a jocular variant that has been printed on many images.

“Melons” is slang for “large breasts.” “When life gives u lemons, wear a push-up bra… when life gives you melons you don’t need to” was posted on Twitter on February 25, 2010. “If life gives you melons, get a bra” was posted on Twitter on December 5, 2010. “If life gives you melons - get a good sports bra” was posted on Twitter on October 1, 2013.


Twitter
Laura Flint‏
@blueflintCT
When life gives u lemons, wear a push-up bra… when life gives you melons you don’t need to
2:40 PM - 25 Feb 2010

Twitter
Amy Almarode‏
@amycarol2005
Or a DD bra cup! @jtspangler: If life gives you melons, you’re dyslexic.
4:23 PM - 3 Dec 2010

Twitter
Steve Logos‏
@logicwillwin
Replying to @vkhosla
@vkhosla If life gives you melons, get a bra.
3:49 PM - 5 Dec 2010

Twitter
Kat‏
@KatrinaCameron_
When life gives you melons put on a bra
9:06 PM - 12 Jan 2011

Twitter
emma‏
@emma_seifert
If life gives you melons, put them in your bra.
7:59 PM - 12 May 2011

Twitter
Duane Sibilly‏
@valthonis
If life gives you melons…
...invest in a supportive bra.
9:02 AM - 8 Aug 2011

Twitter
Suhayl Moolla‏
@suhayl_with_a_Y
“@Nash_mikah: If life gives you melons, it’s likely that you’re dyslexic.” If life gives you melons, wear a sports bra when you’re running.
11:27 AM - 1 May 2013

Twitter
Crae 90’s Bornfree‏
@PeachGeingos
When life gives you melons....buy a brasmile
7:08 PM - 16 Aug 2013

Twitter
@29KB‏
@29KB
If life gives you melons - get a good sports bra.
8:08 PM - 1 Oct 2013

Reddit—gifs
If life gives you melons, get a good sports bra. (dc205.4shared.com)
submitted November 27, 2013 by itim__office

Twitter
Klaes‏
@KlaesHelaes
When life gives you melons, you better buy a decent bra.
2:34 AM - 3 Jun 2016

Twitter
Julie‏
@jwpez
Replying to @FUBARWeekly @benVet99 and 2 others
When life gives you melons....buy a good supportive bra 😜
6:10 PM - 9 May 2017

Twitter
LOL Tweets™‏
@lolmgco
When life gives you melons, invest in a brassiere
1:35 PM - 23 Jun 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Friday, June 30, 2017 • Permalink