A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from May 01, 2022
“When life gives you melons, wear a low cut top”

"If/When life gives you lemons, make lemonade” is an old saying. “If/When life gives you melons, you may/might be dyslexic” is a jocular variant that has been printed on many images.

“Melons” is slang for “large breasts.” “When life hands you melons, wear a low-cut shirt and use them to get free lemonade” was posted on Twitter by Richard on February 20, 2011. “If life gives you melons, wear a low cut top” was posted on Twitter by Jay on July 13, 2012. “@BritishNicx: When life gives you melons, wear a low cut top” (the popular original tweet is no longer available) was posted on Twitter by Emmett Lee Dickinson on November 19, 2014. The “melons” saying has been printed on several images.

“When life gives you melons, buy a bra” is a similar saying.


Twitter
Richard
@RickyLegumes
When life hands you melons, wear a low-cut shirt and use them to get free lemonade.
4:45 PM · Feb 20, 2011·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Debbie Wronzberg
@DebbieMW
Replying to @Joan_Rivers
@Joan_Rivers When life hands you melons, wear a tight (but classy) sweater!
4:58 PM · Aug 25, 2011·Twitter for BlackBerry®

Twitter
MrFeesh
@simonfeesh
Replying to @bianca_els
@bianca_els If life gives you melons .. wear a tight shirt? #JustSaying
7:24 AM · Sep 22, 2011·TweetDeck

Twitter
Jay
@JayParsonsMagic
If life gives you melons, wear a low cut top
12:40 AM · Jul 13, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Please do not zoom into my DP
@ahauntedvagina
When life gives you melons,
wear a low cut top.
9:52 AM · Nov 19, 2014·Twitter Web App

Twitter
Emmett Lee Dickinson
@The_Dickinson
“@BritishNicx: When life gives you melons,
wear a low cut top.”
http://tinyurl.com/lvn7pk5
#NaTwiReTweMo #melons
5:29 PM · Nov 19, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Frank®™
@WFMGINC
“@BritishNicx: When life gives you melons,
wear a low cut top.” 😂😂😂😭😭
10:40 AM · Nov 20, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Kalkutta Komedians
@Kalkomedians
When life gives you lemons, wear a push up bra!
When life gives you melons, wear a low cut top!
(By: Gaurang Bosamia)
10:33 AM · Dec 9, 2016·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
🍒Acidic Blonde™️
@Acidic_Blonde
When life gives you melons, wear a low cut top
9:21 AM · Jul 19, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Christinahendricks
Posted by u/levon81 October 6, 2019
When life gives you melons… wear a low cut top 💃

Twitter
indry🧚🏼‍♀️
@indry__xo
When life gives you melons wear a low cut top
5:16 PM · Jul 9, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Facebook
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April 30, 2022 at 12:05 PM ·
When life gives you
melons,
wear a low cut top.

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