A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from November 29, 2017
“When making mac & cheese I didn’t use a colander long enough; wife gave me a restraining order”

A colander joke is:

“When making macaroni and cheese I didn’t use the colander long enough, and wife gave me a restraining order.”

The one-line saying was posted on Twitter on September 8, 2009.


Wikipedia: Colander
A colander (or cullender) is a bowl-shaped kitchen utensil with holes in it used for draining food such as pasta or rice. A colander is also used to rinse vegetables.

The perforated nature of the colander allows liquid to drain through while retaining the solids inside. It is sometimes also called a pasta strainer or kitchen sieve.

Pun of the Day
Listing puns for Dr. Punsalot
1. When making macaroni and cheese I didn’t use the colander longer enough, and wife gave me a restraining order.

Twitter
Charles White‏
@cewtwo
Replying to @arleigh
@arleigh When making macaroni and cheese I didn’t use the colander long enough, and wife gave me a restraining order.
7:48 PM - 8 Sep 2009

Twitter
Christopher Jobe ن‏‏
@sharky67
Pun of the day:
When making macaroni and cheese I didn’t use the colander longer enough, and my wife gave me a restraining order.
5:01 AM - 21 Oct 2013

Twitter
Puns of The Day‏
@RandomPun
When making macaroni and cheese I didn’t use the colander longer enough, and wife gave me a restraining order.
10:00 AM - 27 Dec 2013

Twitter
John Collins‏
@HolyDalek
When making macaroni and cheese I didn’t use the colander longer enough, and my wife gave me a restraining order.
12:50 PM - 15 Dec 2014

Twitter
davidaleet‏
@davidaleet
When making macaroni and cheese I didn’t use the colander long enough, and the wife gave me a restraining order.
5:23 AM - 23 Jun 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Wednesday, November 29, 2017 • Permalink