A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from June 12, 2018
“When vegetables get a vasectomy they get the parsnip”

"Parsnip” sounds to some people, perhaps, like “parts snip.” “A parsnip is also the best vegetable for performing dad’s vasectomy” was posted on Twitter on April 27, 2012. “FACT! A vegetable vasectomy is known as a Parsnip” was posted on Twitter on February 17, 2013. “Of course the best vegetable to eat after a vasectomy is a parsnip” was posted on Twitter on November 20, 2014.

“When vegetables get a vasectomy they get the parsnip” was posted on Twitter by Gary Miller on June 12, 2018.


Wikipedia: Parsnip
The parsnip (Pastinaca sativa) is a root vegetable closely related to the carrot and parsley. It is a biennial plant usually grown as an annual. Its long, tuberous root has cream-colored skin and flesh; and left in the ground to mature, it becomes sweeter in flavor after winter frosts.

Twitter
Vicky Video
@VickyDuncalf
Replying to @enanram
A parsnip is also the best vegetable for performing dad’s vasectomy.  @enanram @benedictfarse
2:39 AM - 27 Apr 2012

Twitter
Berty Harry
@BertGoldsmith
FACT! A vegetable vasectomy is known as a Parsnip.
7:00 PM - 17 Feb 2013

Twitter
Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!...Dan!!!........DAN!!!
@DanPeroni
Of course the best vegetable to eat after a vasectomy is a parsnip.
12:54 PM - 20 Nov 2014

Twitter
Chris Budd
@ovationchris
Q: What is a vasectomy surgeon’s favourite vegetable?
A: A parsnip
3:50 AM - 5 Nov 2015

Twitter
(((EU Citizen Jim)))
@tsetse97
Parsnip (n): the distance a root vegetable can travel in the time it takes a surgeon to perform a vasectomy.
11:03 AM - 24 Dec 2015

Twitter
Gary Miller
@gazgagsman
When vegetables get a vasectomy they get the parsnip
#tuesdaytitters
3:21 AM - 12 Jun 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Tuesday, June 12, 2018 • Permalink