A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from June 22, 2018
“Where did the stopwatch finish the race?"/"Wherever it wound up.”

A clock riddle has been cited in print since at least 2014:

Q: Where did the clock finish the race?
A: Wherever it wound up.


A stopwatch version was posted on Twitter by the Edinburgh Festival Fringe on June 22, 2018:

Q: Where did the stopwatch finish the race?
A: Wherever it wound up!



The Well Made Clock
Top 26 Clock Jokes: What time Is It?… It’s Time To Laugh!
August 28, 2014 clock humor, clock news clock jokes, clock riddles
(...)
Q: Where did the clock finish the race?
A: Wherever it wound up.

Twitter
Online Alarm Clock
@onlineclock
Q: Where did the clock finish the race?
A: Wherever it wound up.
2:21 PM - 29 Aug 2015

Twitter
Online Alarm Clock
@onlineclock
Q: Where did the clock finish the race?
A: Wherever it wound up.
3:21 PM - 26 Apr 2018

Twitter
Jaeden Genesee
@Safari_Street
Where did the clock finish the race?
Wherever it wound up
#AntiTrumpAllAnimalReview
10:13 PM - 21 Jun 2018

Twitter
Edinburgh Festival Fringe
@edfringe
...and to conclude our countdown theme for this #BadJokeFriday ⏱
Q. Where did the stopwatch finish the race?
A. Wherever it wound up! 😆
10:31 AM - 22 Jun 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTime/Weather • Friday, June 22, 2018 • Permalink