A pun the word “neighborhood” is:
Q: Where do horses live?
A: In a neigh-borhood.
“Where do horses live? In the neighhhhborhood” was printed in the Los Angeles (CA) Times,on March 30, 2000. “Where do horses live? In a neigh-borhood” was printed in the Los Angeles (CA) Times on February 7, 2005.
30 March 2000, Los Angeles (CA) Times, “The Kids’ Reading Room; Reading by 9; Jokes & Riddles,” pg. E9, col. 1:
Where do horses live? In the neighhhhborhood. (Gaby, 7, Warner Avenue Elementary, Los Angeles)
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7 February 2005, Los Angeles (CA) Times, “The Kids’ Reading Room: Jokes & Riddles,” pg. E21, col. 3:
Where do horses live? In a neigh-borhood.
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Where do horses live?
In a neigh-borhood (Kinsey, 8)
3 August 2008, Los Angeles (CA) Times, “The Kids’ Reading Room; Jokes & Riddles,” pg. H2, col. 3:
Where do horses live? In a neigh-borhood!
Wardah, 9
Handy Elementary
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3 August 2008, Sunday Telegraph (Surry Hills, New South Wales), “The Funday Telegraph” by Richie Lamberton, pg. 1:
Q: Where do horses live?
A: In the neigh-bourhood!
7 July 2011, The Evening Sun (Hanover, PA), Flip Side sec., pg. 2, col. 3:
Q: Where do horses live?
A: In neigh-borhoods.
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Where do horses live?
In the neighbourhood
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Where do horses live??
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In neigh-borhoods!
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Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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