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Entry from August 24, 2021
“Where do monsters buy their houses?”/“On Godzillow.”

Godzilla is a famous fictional monster in Japanese films who often destroys houses. Zillow is an American online real estate marketplace company. There is no “Godzillow,” but there are jokes.
     
“Where do giant lizard monsters find real estate listings? Godzillow” was posted on Twitter by JohnBadpuns on May 14, 2014. “How does a monster find a house? He uses godZillow!” was posted on Twitter by africa by toto#1 fan on September 18, 2015. “Where do monsters buy their houses? On Godzillow” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on August 24, 2021.
 
“How does a kaiju find a home? Through Godzillow” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on February 10, 2021. “Q: How do kaiju find a home? A: Through Godzillow” was posted on Twitter by bobby tarino on February 11, 2021. “Where do Kaijus find real estate listings? GodZillow” was posted on Twitter by The Brandalorian on April 3, 2021.
 
“godzillow: a giant lizard/realtor destroys cities, driving property values down to buy land for cheap & put up a mixed-use development” was posted on Twitter by Rick Caplan on October 4, 2013. “Godzilla: reduces Tokyo to rubble Godzillow: reduces Tokyo to open concept floor plan” was posted on Twitter by not brendan on June 1, 2019. “I think there should be a Godzillow app where you can buy houses that Godzilla has smashed for really cheap” was posted on Twitter by Wes G on July 19, 2021.
 
     
Wikipedia: Zillow
Zillow Group, Inc., or simply Zillow, is an American online real estate marketplace company that was founded in 2006, and was created by Rich Barton and Lloyd Frink, former Microsoft executives and founders of Microsoft spin-off Expedia; Spencer Rascoff, a co-founder of Hotwire.com; David Beitel, Zillow’s current Chief Technology Officer; and Kristin Acker, Zillow’s current Senior Vice President of Experience Design.
   
Wikipedia: Godzilla
Godzilla (Japanese: ゴジラ, Hepburn: Gojira, /ɡɒdˈzɪlə/; [ɡoꜜdʑiɾa]) is a fictional monster, or kaiju, originating from a series of Japanese films.
       
Twitter 
Rick Caplan
@rick_caplan
godzillow: a giant lizard/realtor destroys cities, driving property values down to buy land for cheap & put up a mixed-use development
1:19 PM · Oct 4, 2013·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Alex Adan
@AlexManAdan
Godzillow, real estate agent to radioactive monsters
4:14 PM · Apr 8, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
John Gholson
@gholson
Huh. The Godzillow app is nothing but demolished homes for sale.
4:47 PM · Apr 24, 2014·Twitter for Mac
   
Twitter
JohnBadpuns
@JohnBadpuns
Where do giant lizard monsters find real estate listings?
Godzillow.
Thank you.
4:30 PM · May 14, 2014·Twitter for Android Tablets
   
Twitter
Vessel Of Spirit
@VesselOfSpirit
godzillow smashes the buildings and then he says how much they cost
2:38 AM · May 30, 2015·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
david whittemore
@xpollen8
A zillow for finding church properties: Godzillow
10:59 PM · Jul 20, 2015·TweetDeck
   
Twitter
africa by toto#1 fan
@very_tiny_hats
How does a monster find a house? He uses godZillow!
11:40 AM · Sep 18, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Xenomorph Nazi Punch
@Vodstok
Kaiju that helps find rental homes:
Godzillow
3:04 AM · Oct 16, 2016·TweetDeck
   
Twitter
griffin
@shy_hag
godzillow, the online real estate site for giant lizards looking to settle down
3:18 PM · Jun 5, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
kim
@KimmyMonte
Godzillow is just a large monster that will help you buy a house
7:51 PM · Jul 23, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Bennie
@biggustiggus
Hey @Remmyzilla
... how does Godzilla find a new apartment?
He uses the Godzillow app.
3:09 PM · Aug 19, 2017·Echofon
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/PutterPlace May 19, 2019
Where did Godzilla find the perfect home?
Godzillow
   
Twitter
not brendan
@crocodilethumbs
Godzilla: reduces Tokyo to rubble
Godzillow: reduces Tokyo to open concept floor plan
11:26 AM · Jun 1, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Andy Rattinger: Agent of M.A.S.K.
@Rattinger
Where does the King of the Monsters go house hunting?
Godzillow.
3:46 PM · Jul 30, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/boogerknows November 27, 2019
How do you find a huge house in heaven?
Godzillow
     
Twitter
Keaton Patti
@KeatonPatti
Forget Godzilla, GodZillow is destroying New York City’s real estate market and Mayor de Blasio DOES NOTHING!!!!!
3:47 PM · May 27, 2020·Twitter Web App
   
Twitter
Justin Staggs Ⓥ
@Staggfilms
A real estate app for discount Kaiju-damaged homes called Godzillow.
7:50 PM · Aug 10, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Justin Leach
@LeachJus
Where does the King of Monsters go to check nearby home values?
GodZillow
2:38 PM · Nov 16, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
He Called Me Greenhorn
@WhatsAGreenhorn
Start a real estate website for monsters, call it Godzillow
9:49 PM · Jan 27, 2021·Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/bobbyt327 February 10, 2021
How does a kaiju find a home?
Through Godzillow.
         
Twitter 
bobby tarino
@bobbytarino
Q: How do kaiju find a home?
A: Through Godzillow.
9:30 AM · Feb 11, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
The Brandalorian
@CaveOfSplendor
Where do Kaijus find real estate listings?
GodZillow
2:15 PM · Apr 3, 2021·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter     
Don’t Shoot Me I’m Only The Piano Player
@michaellevine2
New website for religious relocation:
Godzillow
8:02 PM · Jun 28, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Dead Slammurai
@RamasamaAfro
Rental service for cities with Kaiju attacks
Godzillow
9:48 AM · Jul 9, 2021·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
Lil Haricot Vert vs the World pt 2
@fruntbutt1
godzilla destroys houses, godzillow helps u find a new one
3:57 PM · Jul 13, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Wes G
@zoowes
I think there should be a Godzillow app where you can buy houses that Godzilla has smashed for really cheap.
7:23 PM · Jul 19, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/drshnuffles August 24, 2021
Where do monsters buy their houses
On Godzillow

Posted by Barry Popik
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