A flea market riddle is:
Q: Where should you never take a dog?
A: To the flea market.
The joke was printed in the Los Angeles (CA) Times on February 9, 1998.
“What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?”/“It stole the show!” is a related riddle.
Wikipedia: Flea market
A flea market (or swap meet) is a type of street market that provides space for vendors to sell previously-owned (second-hand) merchandise. This type of market is often seasonal. However, in recent years there has been the development of ‘formal’ and ‘casual’ markets[3] which divides a fixed-style market (formal) with long-term leases and a seasonal-style market with short-term leases.
Newspapers.com
9 February 1998, Los Angeles (CA) Times, “Pint-Sized Punch Lines,” pg. E4, col. 3:
Where should you never take a dog? To the flea market. (Joey Liberman, 7, Tarzana, Woodland Hills Elementary)
Newspapers.com
11 January 1999, Sacramento (CA) Bee, “Humor,” pg. C2, col. 2:
Where should you never take a dog?
To the flea market.
Google Groups: alt.humor,puns
Puns of the Weak 01-02-04 Part 2 The Puns
Stan Kegel
Jan 3, 2004, 3:04:40 AM
(...)
Where do dogs go to get fleas?
To the flea market (Betty Debnum)
Google Groups: alt.humor,puns
Jest For Kids Weakly 03-16-04
Stan Kegel
Mar 20, 2004, 10:04:50 AM
(...)
Where should you never take a dog?
To the flea market. (Jo, 8)
Twitter
Dog Story
@DogStory
Where should you never take a dog?——-A Flea Market…
3:47 PM · Apr 18, 2009·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Vetritionals
@Vetritionals
Where should you never take a dog? Answer- A Flea Market!
7:00 PM · Sep 29, 2010·Hootsuite
Twitter
Buddy The Rescue Dog
@Buddy2theRescue
Q: Where should you never take a dog? A: The ‘‘flea’’ market. #dogjokes
3:45 PM · Jan 22, 2012·Hootsuite
Google Books
Hysterical Dog Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone
By Felicia Lowenstein Niven
Berkeley Heights, NJ: Enslow Publishers, Inc.
2015
Pg. ?:
What place should you never take a dog?
To a flea market.
Google Books
Laugh Attack!:
The Biggest, Best Joke Book Ever
By Highlights
Columbus, OH: Highlights for Children
2016
Pg. 27:
Where should you never take a dog?
A flea market.
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/TheNefelivata November 15, 2019
Where should you never take a dog shopping?
The flea market
Twitter
Jimmy RevJim Olsen
@mybuddyjimmy
Where should you never take a dog? The flea market. #LaughoftheDay
8:12 AM · Mar 29, 2021 from West Des Moines, IA·Twitter for iPhone
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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