A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from October 01, 2019
“Where’s the best place to hide from a doctor?"/"An apple orchard.”

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away” is a famous proverb. Are doctors afraid of apple orchards?

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away. That’s why I live in a giant apple in an apple orchard. Does that make me immortal?” was posted on Twitter by Rob Turner on March 1, 2011. “Whoever says an apple a day keeps the doctor away, probably had an apple orchard now” was posted on Twitter by Jan Noel on January 17, 2013.

A riddle was posted on Reddit—Jokes on October 1, 2019:

Q: Where’s the best place to hide from a doctor?
A: An apple orchard.



Twitter
Rob Turner
@ReynardCity
Replying to @StephenAtHome
@StephenAtHome An apple a day keeps the doctor away. That’s why I live in a giant apple in an apple orchard. Does that make me immortal?
10:40 AM · Mar 1, 2011·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Tony Brent
@Tonybrent
An apple a day keeps the doctor away is exactly why you don’t see a doctors office next to an apple orchard.
1:09 AM · Oct 9, 2012·Ping.fm

Twitter
Jan Noel
@janoelogy
Whoever says an apple a day keeps the doctor away, probably had an apple orchard now.
12:14 AM · Jan 17, 2013·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Anti Glib - A Real American Hero
@AntiGlib
If it’s true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away, then I’m gonna live on an apple orchard because I’m so sick of marauding MDs.
8:59 PM · Jan 4, 2014·TweetDeck

Twitter
Austin
@Austin_Hodgens
I live in the middle of an apple orchard because I really hate going to the doctor…
12:23 PM · Oct 4, 2014·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Sacapuntas
@TheSacapuntas
You never see a doctor run an apple orchard.
12:45 PM · Jun 5, 2017·TweetDeck

Twitter
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@KAITtrashians
Replying to @KAITtrashians and @MaddiStevens19
4. If you are terrified of doctors go to an apple orchard because the apples will keep them away....
12:16 PM · Oct 15, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
BRYCE WOLLMANN!!!
@TheBigAndSexy70
If apple a day keeps the doctor away, how close can a doctor get to an apple orchard?
12:53 PM · Oct 3, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Jokes
u/ShadowmanStudios October 1, 2019
Where’s the best place to hide from a doctor?
An apple orchard.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Tuesday, October 01, 2019 • Permalink