A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from June 26, 2022
“Which vegetable do you stand in line for?"/"A queue cumber.”

Entry in progress—BP

Wikipedia: Cucumber
Cucumber (Cucumis sativus) is a widely-cultivated creeping vine plant in the Cucurbitaceae family that bears usually cylindrical fruits, which are used as culinary vegetables. Considered an annual plant, there are three main varieties of cucumber — slicing, pickling, and burpless/seedless — within which several cultivars have been created.

Google Groups: alt.humor.puns
Gardener’s Union
Quiplash
Dec 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM
Jim must’ve had this heavy response all lined up in his queue cumber. I still think he’s just gherkin us around.

Google Groups: rec.humor
15/3 Puns
nemo
Mar 18, 2005, 4:59:11 PM
(...)
Someone who arrives and joins a line: Queue Cumber.

Twitter
Raging Groaners
@RagingGroaners
Which vegetable is a hindrance to people waiting in line? A Queue-Cumber #raginggroaners
1:35 PM · Feb 23, 2012·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Sunil Greenway
@SunnyGreenway
Which vegetable likes to stand in line a lot? A queue-cumber
4:27 PM · Jun 21, 2012·Twitter for Android

Twitter
santab
@santabbbbb
what vegetable gets stuck in a shopping line ?? a queue cumber !! ha ha this is true !
8:24 PM · Dec 12, 2012·TweetDeck

Twitter
AD
@alloushz
Queue Comber: a person who combs the hair of people standing in a queue; he also likes cucumbers smile
4:09 PM · Oct 25, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Nic ب_ب
@Catalyst1113
Yo what do ya call an ordered list of vegetables? A Queue-cumber
1:49 AM · Dec 14, 2013·Twitter for Android

Twitter
ursus maritimus
@originaljohnny
guys WHAT fruit/vegetable helps you make the best playlist?
a QUEUE-cumber!
DO U EVEN GET IT?!? OMG LOL
2:31 PM · Jul 24, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Jacob Denhollander
@JJ_Denhollander
Replying to @dadtellsjokes
What vegetable do British people line up for?
Queue-cumber
6:20 PM · Oct 6, 2017·Twitter for Android

Twitter
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@babarganesh
what vegetable waits in line? a queue cumber.
11:00 PM · May 23, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Zan wants to travel ✈🌴😥
@ZanShep
What do you call a vegetable waiting in line?
A Queue-cumber
3:59 AM · Sep 30, 2018·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Jayrock122 February 16, 2019
What do you call 10 cucumbers in a line?
A queue-cumber

Twitter
Kallum Tierney
@TierneyKallum
What Vegetable Is Good At Waiting?  A Queue-Cumber.
12:43 PM · Feb 18, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
🌈🇦🇺Writing Car Raver
@T_M_Shannon
Dad Joke Update
Why did the fungus get kicked out? It took up too mushroom
What vegetable likes to line up? Queue-cumber
What type of tubers tell the creepiest stories? Edgar Allen Potatoes
Go on, kick me out
#WritingCommunity
#writerscommunity
#writeLGBTQ
4:01 AM · Feb 24, 2020·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Glas Data
@GlasData
It’s midweek, here’s something to make you smile.
Which vegetable loves to wait in a line?
A queue-cumber! 🥒
#GlasData #GlasCore #Agritech #Farming #WednesdayMotivation
10:57 AM · Aug 5, 2020·Twitter Web App

Twitter
J. Harry Caufield
@harry_caufield
What kind of vegetable is best to have while waiting in line?
A queue-cumber
4:36 PM · May 9, 2021·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Dziunia Ciechanoska
@lalakowska
Moje dziecko: “What do you call a line of vegetables? A queue-cumber.” Ma fazę na szmoncesy.
Translated from Polish by Google
My child: “What do you call a line of vegetables? A queue-cumber.” It has a shuffle phase.
4:41 PM · Jul 10, 2021·Twitter Web App

Twitter
Andybeast2000
@andybeast2000
Replying to @Ellars
Reminded me of one I hit my wife with last week.
She wanted me to get a cucumber at the store.
Just one, I ask.
Her: yes
Me: then you want a cumber
Her: what?
Me: can’t have a queue with only one
7:25 PM · Sep 2, 2021·Twitter Web App

Twitter
eduardee
@eduardee4
Replying to @jsemprostedivna
What do you call 10 cucumbers in a line?
A queue-cumber
8:42 AM · Oct 25, 2021·Twitter Web App

Twitter
Tania 🇸🇨🇲🇰🇫🇯🇧🇿
@saidy_tania
Just given my husband an English lesson. It’s Queue Cumber. Cucumber. 😂😂
3:30 PM · Jan 14, 2022·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
S://Sandipan
@iamsandipanbera
A Vegetable that’s always in line: Queue-cumber
7:57 AM · Jan 25, 2022·Twitter Web App

Twitter
ContentSepians
@ContentSepians
What vegetable makes you wait in line before you can eat it?
A queue-cumber
2:25 AM · May 23, 2022·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/PhilipWaterford June 26, 2022
Which vegetable do you stand in line for?
A queue cumber.

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