A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from November 11, 2017
“Whilst cooking today, I accidentally rubbed some herbs in my eyes. I’m now parsley sighted”

"Got herbs in my eyes cooking last nite, now I’m parsley sighted” was posted on Twitter on March 4, 2011. “Whilst preparing dinner last night I accidentally got some herbs in my eyes, I’m now parsley sighted” was posted on Twitter on March 10, 2011.

The pun has been printed on several images.


Twitter
Stan‏
@stanjboyd
Got herbs in my eyes cooking last nite, now I’m parsley sighted
4:01 AM - 4 Mar 2011

Twitter
Paul Corrosion‏
@gashinryu
I think I may have got some herbs in my eyes while cooking dinner last night. I’ve woken up parsley-sighted. #badjokefriday
7:20 AM - 4 Mar 2011

Twitter
Clare‏
@clarebuk
While cooking dinner tonight I got herbs in my eyes. I am now parsley sighted!
1:25 PM - 9 Mar 2011

Twitter
Phil‏
@Hammer_Time67
Whilst preparing dinner last night I accidentally got some herbs in my eyes, I’m now parsley sighted
7:30 AM - 10 Mar 2011

Twitter
Thabang Trodd‏
@TroddAwesome
Whilst cooking dinner tonight I got herbs in my eyes. I am now parsley sighted
1:01 PM - 10 Mar 2011

Twitter
Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
Whilst cooking today I accidentally rubbed some herbs in my eyes.
I’m now parsley sighted.
4:47 PM - 15 Mar 2016

Twitteer
Excuse the Pun‏
@ExcuseThePun
Whilst cooking today I accidentally rubbed some herbs in my eyes.
I’m now parsley sighted.
12:56 PM - 30 Sep 2017

Twitter
Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
Whilst cooking today I accidentally rubbed some herbs in my eyes.
I’m now parsley sighted.
3:51 PM - 11 Nov 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Saturday, November 11, 2017 • Permalink