"Breast implants” are different than “breast in plants,” but there are jokes.
“Putting chicken under a salad is the closest I’ve come to feeling breast in plants” was posted on Twitter by A²rºn on January 19, 2012. “Who called it a salad with chicken and not breast in plants?” was posted on Twitter by He Called Me Greenhorn on April 29, 2021.
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A²rºn
@Quiptography
Putting chicken under a salad is the closest I’ve come to feeling breast in plants.
2:00 PM · Jan 19, 2012·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
He Called Me Greenhorn
@WhatsAGreenhorn
Who called it a salad with chicken and not breast in plants?
8:05 AM · Apr 29, 2021·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Jake Peralta
@jakeperalta0707
Who called it a salad with chicken and not breast in plants?
7:23 PM · Apr 29, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Josh Posados
@josh_posados
A salad with chicken or breast in plants?? #PTGAnswers
@passthegravypod @AlexJMiddleton @notpatdionne @RobertBarbosa03
1:56 AM · May 5, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
̯͡»̶̥Tumba♡☆♡
@tumbalicious05
Who called it a salad with chicken and not breast in plants?
10:34 AM · May 5, 2021·Twitter for Android
Twitter
The Xbox Mom
@TheXboxMom
dinner with daughter
(she’s ALWAYS on her stupid phone)
me: what are having?
her: uhm, order me a mixed green salad w/chicken
STILL on her stupid phone!
waiter: what can i get you?
me: i’d like a hamburger and she’ll have the breast in plants
=
SHE FINALLY LOOKS UP!
10:34 AM · May 8, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
No Gods No Masters Only Garbage
@69PercentTacos
Who called it a salad with chicken and not breast in plants?
11:55 AM · May 18, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Bob Golen
@BobGolen
A tossed salad with chicken is a breast in plants.
10:40 AM · Sep 6, 2021·Twitter Web App
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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