A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from August 01, 2017
“Who says I can’t cook? You obviously haven’t tasted my cereal”

"Who says I can’t cook? You obviously haven’t tasted my cereal” is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. Adding milk to cereal is not cooking, of course.

“I can’t cook? Bitch you haven’t tasted my cereal yet!” was posted on Twitter by Kelly Smythe‏ on September 1, 2011. “Who says i can’t cook? You obviously haven’t tasted my cereal.....” was posted on Twitter by Ciarán Paterson‏ on September 2, 2011. Authorship is unknown, but the saying possibly originated from an image.


Twitter
Kelly Smythe‏
@Ke11yNicolee
I can’t cook? Bitch you haven’t tasted my cereal yet!
7:36 PM - 1 Sep 2011

Twitter
Ciarán Paterson‏
@CiaranPaterson_
Who says i can’t cook? You obviously haven’t tasted my cereal.....
5:54 PM - 2 Sep 2011

Twitter
Tasha Rintoo‏
@EpicTashQuotes
*. Think I can’t cook?you obviously haven’t tasted my cereal #ETQsmile .*
12:49 PM - 5 Sep 2011

Twitter
Chrissy ❤
@mattsbaeyo
You say I can’t cook? Apparently You haven’t tasted my cereal :>)
9:45 PM - 23 Sep 2011

Twitter
A R E T H A • J
@MsShar_
RT @NovelistPrice: Who says I can’t cook? You obviously haven’t tasted my cereal. *Shrugs* < LOOOL
4:36 AM - 13 Oct 2011

Twitter
Nathan ♐
@I_AmNate
RT @OMGYouTeen: Who says I can’t cook? You obviously haven’t tasted my cereal! #OMGYouTeen
5:37 PM - 18 Nov 2011

Twitter
TED
@Laughbook
Who says I can’t cook? You obviously haven’t tasted my cereal.
1:44 AM - 23 Apr 2012

BuzzFeed
20 Hysterical Tweets About Cooking That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
“Who says I can’t cook? You obviously haven’t tasted my cereal.”

Posted on July 21, 2016, at 9:03 a.m.
Grace Spelman
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Daniel Bostic 🇺🇸
@debostic
Who says I can’t cook? You obviously haven’t tasted my cereal.
4:10 PM - Mar 10, 2015

Twitter
Alternative Daily
@TheAltDaily
Who says I can’t cook? You obviously haven’t tasted my cereal.
7:01 AM - 9 May 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Tuesday, August 01, 2017 • Permalink