A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from November 29, 2017
“Whoever said technology would replace all paper hasn’t tried wiping their behind with an iPad”

"Whoever said technology would replace all paper hasn’t tried wiping their ass/behind with an iPad” is a saying that has been printed on many images. “Whoever said technology will replace paper had obviously never tried to wipe their ass with an ipad” was posted on Twitter on June 23, 2012.

“Whoever said technology will replace paper, has obviously never tried to wipe their behind with an iPad….” was posted on Twitter on January 6, 2013.


Wikipedia: iPad
iPad (/ˈaɪpæd/ EYE-pad) is a line of tablet computers designed, developed and marketed by Apple Inc., which run the iOS mobile operating system. The first iPad was released on April 3, 2010; the most recent iPad models are the iPad (2017), released on March 24, 2017, the 10.5-inch (270 mm) and 12.9-inch (330 mm) 2G iPad Pro released on June 13, 2017. The user interface is built around the device’s multi-touch screen, including a virtual keyboard. All iPads can connect via Wi-Fi; some models also have cellular connectivity.

Twitter
JΔY W.‏
@Eff_YurTweets
Whoever said technology will replace paper had obviously never tried to wipe their ass with an ipad
2:24 PM - 23 Jun 2012

Twitter
John Brewer‏
@2000thor
Whoever said technology will replace paper, has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad…
10:12 PM - 23 Jun 2012

Twitter
ayekuise‏
@ayekuise
Whoever said technology will replace paper, had obviously never tried to wipe their ass with an iPad…
10:43 AM - 24 Jun 2012

Facebook
E-book Purchase Center
December 3, 2012 ·
whoever said technology will replace paper has definately not tried to wipe his ass with an ipad!

Twitter
Mfundo Brian Molefe‏
@Mfundo_Molefe
Whoever said technology will replace paper, has obviously never tried to wipe their behind with an iPad…
3:45 AM - 6 Jan 2013

WeKnowMemes
Whoever Said Technology Will Replace Paper…
– MARCH 6, 2013
POSTED IN: MEMES, PICS
Whoever said technology will replace paper…

Twitter
zenzo‏
@deedaan
Who ever said technology will replace paper.....has obviously never tried wiping their behind with an iPad.”
4:39 AM - 18 Jul 2013

Twitter
Sergio Bellotti‏
@sergiobellotti
is technology really going to replace papers?  wanna try to wipe your behind with an IPAD?  (cit. Roberto Ruffato) http://fb.me/3jKJgsjYk
3:04 PM - 26 Apr 2014

Twitter`
sne bronze‏
@Sne_Bronze
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried wiping his behind with an Ipad #Lol
10:48 AM - 14 Dec 2014

Google Books
Off The Top Of Fred’s Head
By Fred Lavner
Lulu Press (Lulu.com)
2015
Pg. 136:
Whoever said technology will replace paper someday has never tried to wipe their ass with an IPad.

Twitter
Dad Jokes‏
@Dadsaysjokes
Whoever said technology would replace all paper obviously hasn’t tried wiping their behind with an IPad.
9:07 AM - 30 Nov 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
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