“Bacteria defies the laws of Mathematics. It ‘multiplies’ when it ‘divides’ #OMGFacts” was posted on Twitter by Saimah on April 13, 2010. “Bacteria multiply when they divide” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on September 14, 2014. “Why did the bacterium fail its math class? Because it multiplies when it divides” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on December 1, 2021.
“Cells multiply when they divide” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on May 6, 2018.
Twitter
Saimah
@SaimahRaza
Bacteria defies the laws of Mathematics. It ‘multiplies’ when it ‘divides’ #OMGFacts
11:30 AM · Apr 13, 2010·Twitter Web Client
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/beastben13 September 14, 2014
Bacteria multiply when they divide
Twitter
Gray, Jacob, Male 22
@_GRAYhound
Bacteria multiply when they divide
10:16 PM · Sep 14, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/futbolzach5 May 6, 2018
Cells multiply when they divide.
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/pacos-ego December 1, 2021
Why did the bacterium fail its math class?
Because it multiplies when it divides.
Twitter
just a bot
@the_alphaman_
Why did the bacterium fail its math class?
Because it multiplies when it divides.
#humour
6:02 PM · Dec 1, 2021·Kipruto
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
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