A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from July 05, 2017
“Why did the cheese board blow away?”/“Because of the strong bries.”

A pun on “brie” cheese was posted on Twitter on August 17, 2011:
   
Q: Why did the cheese board blow away?
A: Because of the strong bries.

     
Related “bries”/“breeze” jokes include “Going cheese hunting this weekend. Just me and some close friends, shooting the bries,” “Me and my buddies at the gun club often go to the cheese shop, just to shoot the bries” and “Swiss cheese was invented when some cheesemakers were shooting the bries.”
   
     
Wikipedia: Brie
Brie (/briː/; French: [bʁi]) is a soft cow’s-milk cheese named after Brie, the French region from which it originated (roughly corresponding to the modern département of Seine-et-Marne). It is pale in color with a slight grayish tinge under a rind of white mold. The rind is typically eaten, with its flavor depending largely upon the ingredients used and its manufacturing environment.
         
Twitter
Anna Watson‏
@annamay_W
Why did the cheese board blow away? Because of the strong Bries. That’s a cheesy joke! Pahahaaa I’m hilarious XD jk!
5:58 PM - 17 Aug 2011
 
Twitter
Nick Scholey‏
@nickscholey
Why did the cheeseboard blow away?..... Because of the strong bries.
4:12 PM - 17 Nov 2011
 
Twitter
andrew barber‏
@andbarber
Why did the cheeseboard get blown away? Because of the strong bries #lunchtimejokes
7:19 AM - 12 Apr 2012
 
Facebook
Megan Broadmeadow‎ to The Greatest Cheese Jokes In The World
March 14, 2013 ·
why did the cheese board fall over ? because of the strong bries.
 
Twitter
Cheese at Leadenhall‏
@Cheese_team
Why did the cheeseboard break?
Because of the strong bries!
#cheesejokes
9:09 AM - 26 Nov 2013
 
Twitter
Adam Orton‏
@adamorton1987
Did you hear about the cheese board that blew away?
They think it was the strong BRIES!
@OK_magazine #MakeLinekerLaugh #LunchtimeLaughs
4:46 AM - 27 May 2015
 
Reddit—Jokes
Why did the cheese board blow away?
submitted July 5, 2017 by 66tom99
Because of the strong bries.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Wednesday, July 05, 2017 • Permalink


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