Entry in progress—BP
Google Groups: alt.humor.puns
Halloween Puns of the Weak 10/26/01
Stan Kegel
Oct 27, 2001, 12:27:02 AM
(...)
Why was there an electric spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
He couldn’t resistor (Gary Hallock)
Google Groups: alt.humor.puns
Puns of the Weak 10/04/02
Stan Kegel
Oct 4, 2002, 9:11:11 PM
(...)
Why was there an electric spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
He couldn’t resistor (Gary Hallock)
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/gigabyte898 August 26, 2014
Dadjoked my friend while working on an electronics project
My friend and I are working on an electronics projects and he was trying to figure out what kind of resistor he needed. Here’s how the conversation went:
“Hey, why did the diode kiss the capacitor?”
“Why”
“He couldn’t resistor!”
”... get out of my garage”
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/[deleted] March 18, 2015
Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm?
Because he couldn’t resistor…
Old but classic!
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Bill-Ding2112 August 3, 2022
Why did the electrician fall in love with every girl he met?
Because he couldn’t resistor
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
Why did the electrician fall in love with every girl he met?
Because he couldn’t resistor.
7:01 AM · Aug 4, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
LaffGaff
Electrician Love
August 6, 2022 by laffgaff
Why did the electrician fall in love with every girl he met?
Because he couldn’t resistor.
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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