A coffee riddle has been printed on several images.
Q: Why did the espresso keep checking his watch?
A: Because he was pressed for time.
The joke was posted on Twitter by ALTERRA® Coffee on September 12, 2012.
Twitter
ALTERRA® Coffee
@AlterraCoffee
Why did the #Espresso keep checking his watch? – Because he was pressed for time. #coffeejokes #badjokes
11:31 AM - 13 Sep 2012
Twitter
❁ lauren
@laurenmiller__
why did the espresso keep checking his watch? because he was pressed for time. ☕
3:58 PM - 1 Feb 2013
Twitter
Loyalzoo
@Loyalzoo
Why did the espresso keep checking his watch? Because he was pressed for time.
6:26 AM - 9 Dec 2014 from Bath, England
Coffeeforums.com
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ensoluna
12-10-2017, 07:32 AM
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Q: Why did the espresso keep checking his watch?
A: Because he was pressed for time.
Les Listes
Top 69 Coffee Jokes
Posted on September 15, 2018
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10. Q: Why did the espresso keep checking his watch? A: Because he was pressed for time.
27 September 2018, Fraser Coast Chronicle (Maryborough, Queensland), “Joke of the Day,” pg. 14:
Q: Why did the espresso keep checking his watch?
A: Because he was pressed for time.
Twitter
Blue Coffee Box
@bluecoffeebox
Monday laughs - 👇 👇
Q: Why did the espresso keep checking his watch?
A: Because he was pressed for time.
🤣🤣🤣
#MondayMotivation #laughter #illgetmycoat
9:15 AM - 4 Feb 2019
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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