A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from March 27, 2019
“Why did the espresso keep checking his watch?"/"Because he was pressed for time.”

A coffee riddle has been printed on several images.

Q: Why did the espresso keep checking his watch?
A: Because he was pressed for time.


The joke was posted on Twitter by ALTERRA® Coffee on September 12, 2012.


Twitter
ALTERRA® Coffee
@AlterraCoffee
Why did the #Espresso keep checking his watch? – Because he was pressed for time. #coffeejokes #badjokes
11:31 AM - 13 Sep 2012

Twitter
❁ lauren
@laurenmiller__
why did the espresso keep checking his watch? because he was pressed for time. ☕
3:58 PM - 1 Feb 2013

Twitter
Loyalzoo
@Loyalzoo
Why did the espresso keep checking his watch? Because he was pressed for time.
6:26 AM - 9 Dec 2014 from Bath, England

Coffeeforums.com
Thread: Start your coffee day with some funny COFFEE JOKES?
ensoluna
12-10-2017, 07:32 AM
(...)
Q: Why did the espresso keep checking his watch?
A: Because he was pressed for time.

Les Listes
Top 69 Coffee Jokes
Posted on September 15, 2018
(...)
10. Q: Why did the espresso keep checking his watch? A: Because he was pressed for time.

27 September 2018, Fraser Coast Chronicle (Maryborough, Queensland), “Joke of the Day,” pg. 14:
Q: Why did the espresso keep checking his watch?
A: Because he was pressed for time.

Twitter
Blue Coffee Box
@bluecoffeebox
Monday laughs - 👇 👇
Q: Why did the espresso keep checking his watch?
A: Because he was pressed for time.
🤣🤣🤣
#MondayMotivation #laughter #illgetmycoat
9:15 AM - 4 Feb 2019

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Wednesday, March 27, 2019 • Permalink