“How did the hipster burn his tongue?/“He drank his coffee before it was cool” is a popular riddle. There are anti-joke variations.
“Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he’s human and we all make mistakes” was posted on Twitter by Tristan Orlick on December 2, 2012. “Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he’s an idiot” was posted on Twitter by Zoë Morel on February 24, 2013. “Why did the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee? Because he’s an idiot” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on December 30, 2020.
Twitter
Tristan Orlick
@TristanOrlick
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
Because he’s human and we all make mistakes.
2:18 AM · Dec 2, 2012·Tweetbot for iOS
Twitter
Zoë Morel
@_zoesophia
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
Because he’s an idiot.
6:27 PM · Feb 24, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Jeffw
@Jeffwni
Q: Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
A: Because he’s a fucking idiot.
1:45 PM · Sep 17, 2014·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
oibob
@oibob
“Hey Bob, why did the hipster burn his-”
“HE’S AN IDIOT. “
” No, wait-”
“HE’S AN IDIOT HIPSTER FUCK. I HOPE HE DROPS HIS IPHONE. “
1:44 AM · Nov 18, 2014·Twitter for Mac
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Larkson9999 December 30, 2020
Why did the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee?
Because he’s an idiot.
COMMENTS
Svadharma2
Because he drank it before it was cool….
ApprehensiveBank5230
oh yeah this is better
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