“Airstrip” shouldn’t be confused with “air strip,” but there are jokes. Sometimes the airplane blushes and sometimes the pilot blushes.
“Mrs. Sehmi: Why did the airoplane blush ??? Answer: Because it saw the AIR STRIP” was posted on Twitter by Midnight on November 6, 2012. “Why did the Cessna blush? Cause it saw the airstrip” was posted on Twitter by Craig Perkins on May 29, 2018.
“Why did the pilot blush? He saw the air strip… #jokeoftheday” was posted on Twitter by Joking Jono on April 16, 2013. “Why did the pilot blush? Because he saw the airstrip” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on April 7, 2019.
Twitter
Imwene
@StiXXX_
why did the aircraft wood?coz it saw the air strip :D
2:48 AM - 6 Nov 2012
Twitter
Midnight 🌚
@Twang_Anthony
Mrs. Sehmi: Why did the airoplane
blush ???
Answer: Because it saw the AIR
STRIP :D
haha 😊
3:17 AM - 6 Nov 2012
Twitter
Joking Jono
@JonosJokes
Why did the pilot blush? He saw the air strip… #jokeoftheday
6:23 PM - 16 Apr 2013
Twitter
Craig Perkins
@CraigAPerkins
29 May 2018
Why did the Cessna blush?
(...)
Craig Perkins
@CraigAPerkins
Replying to @IngridHarrison @shannon_wells
Cause it saw the airstrip…😂🤣😅🤣😂😅🙃
5:58 AM - 29 May 2018 from Launceston, Tasmania
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Harry_Mote April 7, 2019
Why did the pilot blush?
Because he saw the airstrip
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