A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from December 06, 2018
“Why didn’t the Mexican archer fire his bow?"/"He didn’t habanero.”

"Habanero” sounds a little like “have an arrow.” A riddle is:

Q: Why didn’t the Mexican archer fire his bow?
A: He didn’t habanero.


“Why couldn’t the Mexican go bow hunting this season?? He didn’t Habanero” was posted on Twitter by Tanner Blackburn on October 5, 2015. The joke has been printed on several images.


Wikipedia: Habanero
The habanero (/ˌ(h)ɑːbəˈnɛəroʊ/; Spanish: [aβaˈneɾo]) is a hot variety of chili pepper. Unripe habaneros are green, and they color as they mature. The most common color variants are orange and red, but the fruit may also be white, brown, yellow, green, or purple. Typically, a ripe habanero is 2–6 cm (0.8–2.4 in) long. Habanero chilis are very hot, rated 100,000–350,000 on the Scoville scale. The habanero’s heat, flavor and floral aroma make it a popular ingredient in hot sauces and other spicy foods.

Twitter
Tanner Blackburn
@tannerb971
Why couldn’t the Mexican go bow hunting this season??
He didn’t Habanero....😔😂😂
8:32 PM - 5 Oct 2015

Twitter
annaliese hargaray
@AHargaray
Why didn’t the Mexican go hunting during archery season?
he didn’t habanero
10:34 PM - 5 Oct 2015

Twitter
Logan VanVoorhis
@LrVanVoo6741
Why didn’t the Mexican man shoot a deer during archery season? He didn’t habanero
12:27 PM - 6 Oct 2015

Reddit—3amjokes
Why couldn’t the Mexican go hunting? self.3amjokes
Submitted October 10, 2015 by kyle77745
Because he didn’t habanero!

Reddit—Jokes
Why couldn’t the Mexican go hunting?
submitted October 17, 2015 by kyle77745
Because he didn’t habanero!
COMMENTS
Sidelia
Read this as ab-an-yero and it made no sense. Read this as my Texan friend would and chuckled.

Twitter
White Wolf #49
@MurrTheSwimmer
Why didn’t the Mexican archer fire his bow?
He didn’t habanero.
12:00 AM - 25 Apr 2016

Reddit—Jokes
Why didn’t the Mexican archer fire his bow?
submitted September 14, 2018 by Legendseekersiege5
He didn’t habenARROW

Reddit—Jokes
Why didn’t the Mexican archer fire his bow?
submitted December 5, 2018 by SHitteRs__Fu11
He didn’t habanero

Reddit—Dad Jokes
Why couldn’t the Mexican archer use his bow? (self.dadjokes)
submitted December 6, 2018 by BigballerBrett
He didn’t habanero.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Thursday, December 06, 2018 • Permalink