A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from November 30, 2017
“Why didn’t the two fours want any lunch?"/"Because they already eight.”

A riddle on the homophones “ate” and “eight” is:

Q: Why didn’t the two fours want any lunch?
A: Because they already eight.


Four plus four equals eight—and this sounds like “ate.” The joke has been cited in print since at least 2008.


wattpad
Why didn’t the two fours eat lunch?
They already eight.
By MorganDStone
COMMENTS
PositiveSiren02
Oct 08
Hahaha

Google Books
Jokes about School
By Judy A. Winter
Mankato, MN: Capstone Press
2011
Pg. 13:
Why didn’t the two fours want any lunch?
Because they already eight.

Twitter
小 伊娃‏
@uptowngurrrl
Why didn’t the two fours want to eat?............. Because they already eight.
4:36 AM - 14 Apr 2012

Twitter
November16 ! ! !‏
@YourBoss_Inc
why didn’t the two fours want any lunch? Because they already eight!! Hahaha
6:37 PM - 25 Jul 2012

Twitter
belle‏
@bellepezza
Why didn’t the two fours have lunch ?
They already eight !
Te he he he
4:26 PM - 8 Jan 2013

Reddit—3amjokes
Why didn’t the two fours go to the cafe? self.3amjokes
Submitted November 30, 2017 by uzairmahmud1116I drink milk and play CS GO
They already eight !

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Thursday, November 30, 2017 • Permalink