A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from August 19, 2017
“Why didn’t you take the bus?” (joke)

A joke about a man who steals a car to get to work is:

JUDGE: Why did you steal the car?
MAN: I had to get to work.
JUDGE: Why didn’t you take the bus?
MAN: I don’t have a driver’s licence for a bus.


The joke was posted on Twitter on June 10, 2017.


Twitter
Jessica Wilson‏
@jessywilson4
Judge:Why did you steal the car? Man:I had to get to work.
Judge:Why didn’t you take the bus? Man:I don’t have a driver’s licence for a bus.
7:58 PM - 10 Jun 2017

Twitter
Ron‏
@upminster13
Judge “Why did you steal the car?”
“I had to get to work.”
Judge “Why didn’t you take the bus?”
I can’t drive a bus
2:55 PM - 13 Jun 2017 from Romford, London

Twitter
Laz-Man‏
@LazMan72
Judge: “Why did you steal the car?”
Me: “I had to get to work.”
Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?”
Me: “I… http://fb.me/6wPOB52pp
7:20 PM - 22 Jun 2017

Twitter
Cliff Epithet!!‏
@clifba
Judge:“Why did you steal the car?”Man:“I had to get to work.”
Judge:“Why didn’t you take the bus?”I don’t have a license for the bus.
8:21 AM - 10 Jul 2017

Steemit
Judge: “Why did you steal the car?” #28
July 21, 2017
alexandruionescu45 in funny
Judge: “Why did you steal the car?”
Man: “I had to get to work.”
Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?”
Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.

Love Limes
Alia Bhatt Jokes
Janhvi Patel
07-21-2017, 01:13 AM
Judge: Why did you steal the car?
Alia: I had to get to work.
Judge: Why didn’t you take the bus?
Alia: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.

Reddit—Jokes
Judge: “Why did you steal the car?”
submitted August 19, 2017 by Ayon_Sen
Judge: “Why did you steal the car?”
Man: “I had to get to work.”
Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?”
Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.
(...)
COMMENTS
JokeJedi
“i didnt have time to make all the stops”
cmon op go that extra step

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTransportation • Saturday, August 19, 2017 • Permalink