A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from February 26, 2021
“Why do ambassadors never get sick?"/"They have diplomatic immunity.”

An ambassador riddle is:

Q: Why do ambassadors never get sick?
A: They have diplomatic immunity.


“Why do ambassadors never get sick? Diplomatic immunity” was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on August 13, 1993.


Google Groups: rec.humor
List of “Hot Cross Puns”, and more
Harold Reynolds
Aug 13, 1993, 10:10:54 AM
(...)
Why do ambassadors never get sick? Diplomatic immunity.

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Nov 23, 1993, 8:51:49 AM
(...)
Why do ambassadors never get sick? Diplomatic immunity.

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April 2000, Boys’ Life, “Think & Grin,” pg. 53, col. 3:
Randy: Why don’t ambassadors ever get sick?
Candy: Why?
Randy: They have diplomatic immunity! — Zack Russ, Darnestown, Md

Twitter
PolarCoug
@PolarCoug
Why do ambassadors never get sick? Diplomatic immunity.
3:10 AM · Oct 31, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Michelle Vasquez
@madtogladdating
Great one liners: Why ambassadors never get sick: diplomatic immunity. #fb
5:47 PM · Oct 21, 2010·Twitter Web Client

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/bomber96 August 6, 2012
How come ambassadors never get sick?
They have diplomatic immunity

Reddit—StupidPuns
Posted by u/SuspiciousTurtle May 31, 2014
Why do ambassadors never get sick?
Diplomatic immunity

Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/wonliners October 13, 2017
Ambassadors never get sick because they have diplomatic immunity.

Google Books
Really Bad Dad Jokes:
More Than 400 Unbearable Groan-Inducing Wisecracks Sure to Make You the Funniest Father With a Quip

By Joe Kerz
New York, NY: Simon & Schuster
2019
Pg. 49:
49.
Why do ambassadors never get sick?
Diplomatic immunity.

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/InconvenientEase February 23, 2019
Why dont ambassadors get sick?
Diplomatic immunity

Twitter
Jimmy RevJim Olsen
@mybuddyjimmy
Why do ambassadors never get sick? Diplomatic immunity. #LaughoftheDay
4:39 PM · Feb 27, 2021 from Urbandale, IA·Twitter for iPhone

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