A riddle about kitchen appliances is:
Q: Why do brides wear white?
A: Because it’s the most popular color for kitchen appliances.
The popular politically incorrect joke—implying that women belong in the kitchen—has been cited in print since at least 1998.
Google Groups: alt.feminism
The Ideal Woman?
Brenda Johnson
2/9/98
(...)
Q: Why do brides wear white?
A: Because the best kitchen appliances come in white.
Google Groups: rec.skydiving
Friday’s Joke
frapboy
3/15/98
(...)
Why do brides wear white on their wedding day?
Thats what colour all houshold apliances are.
Google Groups: alt.tasteless.jokes
Why do brides wear white ?
Sacha
11/8/00
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the rest of the kitchen appliances
1 December 2002, The People (London, UK), “Rachel Dobson brings you some of the top gags from The Best Pub Joke Book Ever 4,” pg. *:
WHY do brides wear white? To match the kitchen appliances.
Twitter
Atul Gupta
@iluvatul
“Why do brides wear white? Because it’s the most popular color for kitchen appliances”
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5:32 AM - 3 Jul 2009
Google Books
The Unofficial Joke book of New SMS
By Kuldeep Saluja
Diamond Pocket Books Pvt Ltd,
2015
Pg. ?:
Q: Why do brides wear white?
A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.
Reddit—MeanJokes
Why do brides wear white? (self.MeanJokes)
submitted April 4, 2015 by cFullwood
All kitchen appliances come in white
The Quotes Master (June 2017)
200+ Funny Cooking Quotes & Sayings
(...)
20. Why do brides wear white? Because it’s the most popular color for kitchen appliances.
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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