A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

Recent entries:
“My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people don’t think I’m dead” (3/25)
“In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?” (Polish joke) (3/24)
“I hate people who bang on your door and tell you to be ‘saved’ or you’ll ‘burn.’ Stupid firemen” (3/24)
“Congress is good at only two things—doing nothing and overreacting” (3/24)
“Confidence is going after Moby Dick in a rowboat and taking the tartar sauce with you” (3/24)
More new entries...

A  B  C  D  E  F  G  H  I  J  K  L  M  N  O  P  Q  R  S  T  U  V  W  X  Y  Z


Entry from January 14, 2018
“Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?"/"They get to meet their old flames.”

A hamburger riddle is:

Q: Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?
A: They get to meet their old flames!


The joke was printed in the book 101 Hamburger Jokes (1978) by Phil Hirsch.


Google Books
101 Hamburger Jokes:
Meaty Jokes to be Devoured with Relish

By Phil Hirsch
New York, NY: Scholastic, Incorporated
1978
Pg. ?:
Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?
They get to meet their old flames!

My Morning Jacket
The Daily Hamburger Joke
EC
on: Aug 06, 2005, 07:21 AM
A great gift from the elders was bestowed upon me yesterday.  It was given to me to use as a source of profundity and deep comfort.  I have decided to share the teachings of this book with the world, here.  I am hoping that I remember to do this.

The book is called “101 Hamburger Jokes ...meaty jokes to be devoured with relish”, written by Phil Hirsch.
(...)
Re: The Daily Hamburger Joke
EC
Reply #8 on: Aug 11, 2005, 07:41 AM
Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?
They get to meet their old flames!

funnyjoke.com.au
Category: Burger jokes
Date Added: 10/10/2007
Joke: Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?They get to meet their old flames!

Twitter
vanessa_willims‏
@vanessa_willims
Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!
9:36 AM - 10 Jan 2010

Google Books
The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes:
Humour for the whole family

Edited by Geoff Tibballs
London, UK: Constable & Robinson Ltd
2011
Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?
They get to meet their old flames!

Google Books
Sensible Nonsense.. Frank’s Comic Pack:
Humour Pack Series

By Frank Paul
BookBaby
2014
Pg. ?:
Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?They get to meet their old flames!

Twitter
Apple Valley Stores‏
@AppleValleyCafe
Q: Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? ...A: They get to meet their old flames! 😂🍔 #BunPun #HamburgerHumor
12:17 PM - 21 Sep 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Sunday, January 14, 2018 • Permalink