A hamburger riddle is:
Q: Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?
A: They get to meet their old flames!
The joke was printed in the book 101 Hamburger Jokes (1978) by Phil Hirsch.
Google Books
101 Hamburger Jokes:
Meaty Jokes to be Devoured with Relish
By Phil Hirsch
New York, NY: Scholastic, Incorporated
1978
Pg. ?:
Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?
They get to meet their old flames!
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The Daily Hamburger Joke
EC
on: Aug 06, 2005, 07:21 AM
A great gift from the elders was bestowed upon me yesterday. It was given to me to use as a source of profundity and deep comfort. I have decided to share the teachings of this book with the world, here. I am hoping that I remember to do this.
The book is called “101 Hamburger Jokes ...meaty jokes to be devoured with relish”, written by Phil Hirsch.
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Re: The Daily Hamburger Joke
EC
Reply #8 on: Aug 11, 2005, 07:41 AM
Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?
They get to meet their old flames!
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Category: Burger jokes
Date Added: 10/10/2007
Joke: Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?They get to meet their old flames!
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Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!
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Google Books
The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes:
Humour for the whole family
Edited by Geoff Tibballs
London, UK: Constable & Robinson Ltd
2011
Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?
They get to meet their old flames!
Google Books
Sensible Nonsense.. Frank’s Comic Pack:
Humour Pack Series
By Frank Paul
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2014
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Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?They get to meet their old flames!
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Q: Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? ...A: They get to meet their old flames! 😂🍔 #BunPun #HamburgerHumor
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