A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from June 06, 2019
“Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority?”/“Because they don’t like Dick’s.”

Dick’s Sporting Goods was founded by Richard “Dick” Stack in 1948. There’s a popular riddle on the name:
 
Q: Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority?
A: Because they don’t like Dick’s.

 
“Why do lesbians like The Sports Authority?” was posted on Twitter by Sam Biller on April 6, 2008. Sports Authority went bankrupt in 2016, and its operations were purchased by Dick’s. The joke has also been told about sporting goods retailers other than Sports Authority, such as Modell’s, Cabela’s, Gander Mountain, Bass Pro Shops and Academy Sports.
 
   
Wikipedia: Dick’s Sporting Goods
Dick’s Sporting Goods, Inc. is an American sporting goods retail company, based in Coraopolis, Pennsylvania. The company was established by Richard “Dick” Stack in 1948, and has approximately 850 stores and 30,000 employees, as of 2018. Dick’s is the nation’s largest sporting goods retailer, and is listed on the Fortune 500.
 
Wikipedia: Sports Authority
Sports Authority, Inc. (formerly The Sports Authority) was a sports retailer in the United States that was headquartered in Englewood, Colorado. At its peak, Sports Authority operated more than 460 stores in 45 U.S. states, Canada and Puerto Rico.
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On July 15, 2016, the online store closed operations, redirecting users to the Dick’s Sporting Goods website. On July 21, 2016, the purchase of Sports Authority’s intellectual property by rival Dick’s Sporting Goods was approved.
     
Twitter
Sam Biller
@sbiller
Why do lesbians like The Sports Authority?
7:12 PM - 6 Apr 2008
       
Twitter
LindsayAndTheCity
@LindsAndTheCity
So not PC but still funny even to a gal who’s GLBT friendly: “Sporting lesbians go to Gander Mountain because they don’t like Dick’s.”
3:32 PM - 25 Dec 2008
 
Twitter
saint brando
@brandonzach
Why do lesbians only shop at sports authority?..... they dont like dicks
Tht was for @scottstewart93
3:52 PM - 18 Jun 2009
       
Twitter
amanda 💕
@amandapaiiigex3
why do lesbians shop at modell’s? CAUSE THEY DONT LIKE DICK’S. get it? hahah :D
2:54 PM - 28 Oct 2009
 
Twitter
THE Nice Girl
@MizzMizzou
why don’t lesbians shop at sports authority?......Becuz they don’t like dicks! LOL (told to me by a 14yr old girl)
8:42 PM - 31 Oct 2009
         
Twitter
Jaime Frank
@yryellowbird
why do lesbians shop @ modell’s? because they hate dick’s!
10:53 PM - 31 Oct 2009
     
Twitter   
Shay
@2Shay_
Lol RT @Y0unGS0uLkaMist: why do lesbians shop at Olympia???  Cuz they hate Dick’s.. lol
1:15 PM - 15 Nov 2009
       
Twitter
nika
@uhkneekuh
Why do lesbians shop at Academy? Because they don’t like dick’s. @Koalasey
9:01 AM - 16 Jan 2013
 
Twitter
Kris A
@krizzyrock
Just heard this joke via an 80 yr old man “why do lesbians shop at Bass Pro Shops? They don’t like Dick’s”
4:04 PM - 31 Mar 2013
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/TheDrunkenGod May 2, 2013
Why do lesbians prefer going to Sports Authority?
They don’t like Dicks…
   
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Now-Look May 19, 2016
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority..
Because they hate Dick’s
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Zuzus_Petals1946 June 30, 2017
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority?
Because they hate Dick’s.
     
Twitter
nWo Wolfpac 4 Life
@RedRebelOfDeath
Replying to @FlyinBrianJr
I hear Lesbians shop at Dunham’s, because they don’t like Dick’s
2:18 PM - 27 Jul 2018
     
Twitter
Ken Lund
@kendoll10
Replying to @catturd2
You wanna know why lesbians only shop at Cabelas?  It’s because they don’t like Dicks.
7:45 PM - 31 Mar 2019
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/stonedsquatch June 5, 2019
Why do lesbians shop at sports authority?
Because they don’t like dick’s.

Posted by Barry Popik
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