A vegetarian riddle is:
Q: Why do vegetarians like parallel lines?
A: Because they don’t meat (meet).
“HAHA parallel lines are vegetarians, there lines DO NOT MEAT” was posted on Twitter on July 10, 2013. “Parallel lines are like vegetarians…they never meat” was posted on Twitter on July 17, 2013.
“Why do vegetarians like parallel lines?”/“Because they don’t meat” was posted on Reddit—Dad Jokes on April 24, 2018.
Twitter
Remy 🐝
@_jeremiahlagran
HAHA parallel lines are vegetarians, there lines DO NOT MEAT.
9:20 AM - 10 Jul 2013
Twitter
Alex Alaurin
@ALEXploreyou
“Parallel lines are like vegetarians…they never meat” HAHA corny @nemogonzaga
6:20 AM - 17 Jul 2013
Twitter
Kyle
@WhoBecksLoss
Why are parallel lines considered vegetarians?
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....... Because they never meat.
10:20 PM - 12 Feb 2014
Twitter
Winnie The Boo
@_traceyy_
Parallel lines are actually vegetarians that’s why they don’t meat.
8:36 AM - 31 Mar 2014
Twitter
Benjamin
@hobohumpinslobo
I want to open a Vegetarian restaurant called “Parallel Lines (Never Meat)”
9:19 PM - 15 Mar 2015
Twitter
IG:@funkysocks_ke
@Ndochaelly
Parallel lines are actually vegetarians that’s why they don’t meat.@ComedyCentralKE
5:22 AM - 19 Mar 2015 from Nairobi, Kenya
Twitter
NUMBEROCK
@numberock
Why are parallel lines vegetarians?
They never meat. #jokes #mathchat
6:00 AM - 1 Apr 2017
Twitter
Bilou
@L_element_N
-Parallel lines are vegetarians!
-How come?
-Because they never meat!
4:18 PM - 4 Apr 2018
Reddit—Dad Jokes
Why do vegetarians like parallel lines? (self.dadjokes)
submitted April 24, 2018 by geomads
Because they don’t meat
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/NormalPaladin May 7, 2019
Did you hear about the new vegan parallel lines?
They never meat.
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