A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from December 17, 2017
“Why don’t blondes like making Kool-Aid?"/"They can’t fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.”

When a recipe states “Add 8 cups of water,” it usually meals to add that to a bowl or to a pitcher. A “dumb blonde” joke about Jell-O was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on September 12, 1991:

Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jell-O?
A: They can’t fit two cups of water in the little boxes.


A similar “dumb blonde” joke about Kool-Aid was published in The Tennessean (Nashville, TN) on October 13, 1991:

Q: Why don’t dumb blondes like to make Kool-Aid?
A: They can’t fit eight cups of water in that little package.



Wikipedia: Jell-O
Jell-O is a registered trademark of Kraft Foods for varieties of gelatin desserts, including fruit gels, puddings and no-bake cream pies.

Wikipedia: Kool-Aid
Kool-Aid brand flavored drink mix is owned by Kraft Foods. The product has been around since 1927, once the powder form was created by Edwin Perkins based upon a liquid concentrate called Fruit Smack.

Google Groups: rec.humor
BLONDE JOKE LIST!!!
Michele Zumbo
9/12/91
(...)
>Why don’t blondes eat Jell-O?
>They can’t fit two cups of water in the little boxes.

13 October 1991, The Tennessean (Nashville, TN), “Scene and Heard” by Catherine Darnell, pg. 1F, col. 5:
Why don’t dumb blondes like to make Kool-Aid?
They can’t fit eight cups of water in that little package.

Google Groups: alt.tasteless
Definitve list of blonde jokes
RichHalbs
10/16/91
(...)
2.  Why don’t blondes like making Kool-Aid?
Because they can’t fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.

Google Groups: hsv.general
joke of the week
Dave Luce
3/18/92
*********************
* DUMB BLONDE JOKES *
*********************
(...)
25. Why don’t blondes eat Jello?
A:  They can’t fit two cups of water in the little boxes
(...)
83. Why don’t blonde’s like to make Kool-Aid?
A:  They can’t fit 8 cups of water in that little package

Google Groups: rec.humor
Canonical List of Blonde Jokes (was Largest List of Blonde Jokes)
Belding, Troy C.
8/31/93
(...)
Q:  Why don’t blondes like making KOOL-AID?
A:  Because they can’t fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.

12 July 2001, Houston (TX) Chronicle, “Jokes 101: Did You Hear About...?” by Sherry Thomas, pg. Y1:
Why don’t sixth-graders make Kool-Aid?
They can’t fit 8 cups of water in the little packages.

Twitter
cnpsupport‏
@cnpsupport
Q: Why don’t blondes like making KOOL-AID?A: Because they can’t fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.  oooh another for Angelo grin
9:40 PM - 3 May 2009

Twitter
leah carlson‏
@leahmary_23
@CortneyEarhart why cant a blonde make jello?? ... Cause she cant fit two cups of water in the little box #lol #mademethinkofyou #luvya
11:27 PM - 27 Jan 2013

Twitter
@TulchiGreen‏
@TulchiGreen
I never make cool-aid because I can’t figure out how to get 8 cups of water into the small packet!!
5:32 AM - 12 Feb 2017

Reddit—Clean Jokes
Why Don’t Blondes Like Making KOOL-AID? (self.cleanjokes)
submitted December 17, 2017 by marveluzu
they can’t fit 8 cups of water in the little jacket

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Sunday, December 17, 2017 • Permalink