A helicopter riddle is:
Q: Why don’t helicopters fly in the morning?
A: Twirly
“Twirly” sounds like “too early.” The joke is from Reddit-Jokes by MoeBacon4246 on June 3, 2017, but the original joke (along with this account) has been removed from Reddit.
Twitter
Richard T Serkey
@aufrichtig40
Why don’t helicopters fly in the morning?
Twirly.
(by MoeBacon4246)
8:58 PM · Jun 3, 2017·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Brata George
@BrataGeorge
Why don’t helicopters fly in the morning? Twirly. #giggle #sniggle #reddit #jokes
11:04 PM · Jun 3, 2017·IFTTT
Twitter
Jan Schill
@schill_jan
Why don’t helicopters fly in the morning?
Twirly.
-from Reddit-
12:32 AM · Jun 4, 2017·TwitterBotJanSchill
Facebook
LaffGaff Jokes
June 7, 2017 at 3:11 PM ·
Why don’t helicopters fly in the morning?
Twirly.
#funny #jokes #jokeoftheday
Reddit—Jokesuncensored
Posted by u/madazzahatter October 31, 2018
Why don’t helicopters fly in the morning?
Twirly
Twitter
Lord Basil
@DoctorLordBasil
Why don’t helicopters fly in the morning?
Twirly.
2:11 PM · Aug 12, 2021·Twitter Web App
Twitter
Les Floyd
@Lesism
Q) Why don’t helicopters fly in the morning?
A) Because it’s twirly.
2:19 AM · Apr 27, 2022·Twitter Web App
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/ClicheExistentialist May 1, 2022
Why don’t helicopters fly in the morning?
Twirly
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