A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from August 12, 2022
“Why don’t vampires play poker?"/"They are afraid of the stakes.”

"Why cant vampires gamble? They run away everytime someone puts forward a stake” was posted on Twitter by Macauley Oliver on August 10, 2009. “Why don’t vampires gamble? They don’t like the stakes” was posted on Twitter by Naleri Noved on October 31, 2017. “Why don’t vampires gamble? They can’t handle the stakes 😉” was posted on Twitter by Brenda on February 16, 2022. “Why don’t vampires gamble? They can’t deal with those stakes” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on August 11, 2022.

“Why don’t vampires play poker? They are afraid of the stakes” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on May 1, 2021. “Why don’t vampires play poker? They are afraid of the stakes. #LaughoftheDay” was posted on Twitter by Jimmy RevJim Olsen on June 29, 2021.

“Why are vampires afraid of casinos?"/"Because of all the high stakes” and “What do vampires play poker for?"/"High stakes” are related riddles.


Twitter
Macauley Oliver
@MacauleyOliver
Why cant vampires gamble?
They run away everytime someone puts forward a stake.
6:42 AM · Aug 10, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Wole Talabi
@WTalabi
When vampires gamble, do they raise the Stakes?
12:33 AM · Dec 17, 2012·UberSocial for BlackBerry

Twitter
Naleri Noved
@NaleriNoved
Why don’t vampires gamble?
They don’t like the stakes.
#HorridHalloweenHumor
9:06 AM · Oct 31, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
My Name Is Ray
@goober_inc
Replying to @bellarollandx
Its better than mine. I just tell a bad joke and get all nervous and leave or try to awkwardly keep a conversation going.
Example of a joke: “why don’t vampires gamble? They can’t handle the stakes.”
2:11 PM · Mar 28, 2020·Twitter Web App

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/kilographix May 1, 2021
Why don’t vampires play poker?
They are afraid of the stakes

Twitter
Jimmy RevJim Olsen
@mybuddyjimmy
Why don’t vampires play poker? They are afraid of the stakes. #LaughoftheDay
8:25 PM · Jun 29, 2021 from Des Moines, IA·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
KPMoore
@KPMoore8
Q:  Why don’t Vampires play poker?
A:  They’re afraid of the stakes!😂
11:37 AM · Jul 2, 2021·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Joe William Bowles II🚀❤️🏈😂
@JoeWBowles
Why don’t vampires play poker?
They are afraid of the stakes
10:19 AM · Aug 13, 2021·Twitter Web App

Twitter
Brenda
@BrendaMatusik
Why don’t vampires gamble?
They can’t handle the stakes 😉
4:20 PM · Feb 16, 2022·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/ChaseShiny April 27, 2022
Why don’t vampires ever gamble?
Because they’re afraid someone will raise the stakes

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Helix1322 August 11, 2022
Why don’t vampires gamble?
They can’t deal with those stakes.

Facebook
Deborah Edmunds
August 12, 2022 at 5:42 PM ·
Humorous/Thoughtful Quote
I love those who can smile in trouble. Leonardo da Vinci
Laugh of the Day
Why don’t vampires gamble? They can’t deal with those stakes.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CitySports/Games • Friday, August 12, 2022 • Permalink