A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 06, 2017
“Why don’t you tell me when you orgasm?"/"I don’t like to call you at work.”

A joke about not calling someone at work is in this husband-wife exchange:

HUSBAND: Why don’t you tell me when you orgasm?
WIFE: I would, but you said not to call you at work.


The joke was posted on the newsgroup z-netz.alt.wichtig on November 15, 2002. New York-based stand-up comedian Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004) told similar jokes, but not this particular one.


Google Groups: z-netz.alt.wichtig
He said/She said
loves to laugh
11/15/02
(1) He said… Why don’t you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said...I would, but you said not to call you at work.

Twitter
Mick Luvbight‏
@luvbight
Husband: “Why don’t you ever tell me when you have an orgasm?” ... Wife: “You said never to call you at work!”
3:50 PM - 27 Jun 2009

Twitter
Nadia Moon‏
@FatAmpNadia
A man says to his wife “honey why don’t I ever hear you orgasm” and the woman replies “well I know you don’t like me to call you at work”
6:11 PM - 27 Nov 2009

Twitter
WP EXTEND‏
@wpextend
Fella asks his wife “why don’t you tell me when you have an orgasm?”.  Wife replies “Because you told me to never call you at the office.”.
4:29 AM - 21 Nov 2010

Twitter
Mladen Prajdic‏
@MladenPrajdic
Honey, why don’t you ever tell me when you orgasm? Dear, you know how you hate it when I call you at the office. smile)
9:48 AM - 9 Dec 2010

Twitter
cp_christmas‏
@SnapWeedTats
I asked my wife to let me know next time she has an orgasm but she said that she doesn’t like to call me at work.
9:58 AM - 1 Feb 2013

Reddit—Jokes
A man asks his wife “Why don’t you tell me when you orgasm?”
submitted July 23, 2016 by 17Hongo
She said “I don’t like to call you at work”.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Thursday, July 06, 2017 • Permalink