A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from August 24, 2017
“Why is a dog scared of a fire?"/"It doesn’t want to become a hot dog.”

A hot dog riddle is:

Q: Why is a dog scared of a fire?
A: It doesn’t want to become a hot dog.


The joke has been cited in print since at least 2007.


Klosi Jokes
Category: Dog jokes
Date Added: 11/10/2007
Joke: Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire?A.It doesnt want to become a hot dog.

Twitter
meggan_fahrenba‏
@meggan_fahrenba
Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn’t want to become a hot dog.
1:27 PM - 14 Sep 2009

Twitter
Morten Stenbaek‏
@mobitwix
Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire?A.It doesn´t want to become a hot dog.
8:45 AM - 9 Jan 2010

Google Books
Sensible Nonsense.. Frank’s Comic Pack:
Humour Pack Series

By Frank Paul
BookBaby
2014
Pg. ?:
Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn’t want to become a hot dog.

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Published on Jan 22, 2016
Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire?
A.It doesn’t want to become a hot dog.

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Lucky Score‏
@LuckyScoreNet
Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire?
A.It doesn’t
want to become a hot dog.
#Joke from #DogJokes in #Jokes, #Humor and #Satire
7:43 PM - 24 Aug 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Thursday, August 24, 2017 • Permalink