A hot dog riddle is:
Q: Why is a dog scared of a fire?
A: It doesn’t want to become a hot dog.
The joke has been cited in print since at least 2007.
Klosi Jokes
Category: Dog jokes
Date Added: 11/10/2007
Joke: Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire?A.It doesnt want to become a hot dog.
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meggan_fahrenba
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Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn’t want to become a hot dog.
1:27 PM - 14 Sep 2009
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Morten Stenbaek
@mobitwix
Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire?A.It doesn´t want to become a hot dog.
8:45 AM - 9 Jan 2010
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Sensible Nonsense.. Frank’s Comic Pack:
Humour Pack Series
By Frank Paul
BookBaby
2014
Pg. ?:
Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn’t want to become a hot dog.
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Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire?
A.It doesn’t want to become a hot dog.
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Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire?
A.It doesn’t
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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