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Entry from December 08, 2021
“Why is canned Parmesan cheese the most family-friendly?"/"It’s always G rated.”

"G-rated” (a movie rating meaning “All ages admitted. Nothing that would offend parents for viewing by children") shouldn’t be confused with “grated,” but there are several cheese jokes.

“G rated wow I thought u sed grated like cheese” was posted on Twitter by TD on June 28, 2010. “I love G rated cheese” was posted on Twitter by Randall Lobb on August 24, 2012.

“I went to cinema last night and saw a movie about cheese. It was G rated” was posted on Twitter by Johan Hulaimi on October 19, 2014, and on Twitter by sickipedia on October 20, 2014. The joke originated on the Sickipedia website.

“Shredded cheese is perfectly safe for children. After all, it’s g rated” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on November 19, 2017. “Parmesan is G -Rated #WordsOfWisdom #WordOfTheDay #Wisdom #cheese” was posted on Twitter by Nasim Kaya on September 10, 2020. “Why is canned Parmesan cheese the most family-friendly? It’s always G rated” was posted on Reddit—Cleanjokes on December 8, 2021.


Wikipedia: Motion Picture Association film rating system
G – General Audiences
All ages admitted. Nothing that would offend parents for viewing by children.

Wikipedia: Parmigiano Reggiano
Parmigiano Reggiano (/ˌpɑːrmɪˈdʒɑːnoʊ rɛˈdʒɑːnoʊ/, Italian: [parmiˈdʒaːno redˈdʒaːno]) is an Italian hard, granular cheese produced from cow’s milk and aged at least 12 months.
(...)
Parmigiano Reggiano is commonly grated over pasta dishes, stirred into soups and risottos, and eaten on its own.

Twitter
TD@DEUEL_93·Jun 28, 2010
Replying to @medeadly
@medeadly lol smh ohh G rated wow I thought u sed grated like cheese . #slowTweet

Twitter
Randall Lobb
@thelabcoatguy
I love G rated cheese.
10:06 PM · Aug 24, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Ben Wiebe
@ben_wiebe
Replying to @EllieM72
@EllieM72 You should also eat grated cheese. Ha! Get it? Grated? G rated? I’m hilarious. smile
8:27 PM · Oct 13, 2012·TweetDeck

Twitter
Johan Hulaimi
@th1eves
I went to cinema last night and saw a movie about cheese.
It was G rated.
8:27 PM · Oct 19, 2014·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
sickipedia
@sickipediareal
I went to cinema last night and saw a movie about cheese.
It was G rated.
3:55 AM · Oct 20, 2014·Tw1tter oAuth

Twitter
Marty Fields
@Martyfields
I saw a movie last night about cheese.
It was G rated.
5:12 AM · Mar 28, 2015·Twitter for iPad

Twitter
Rick atteberry
@RubberDucke
Replying to @IdiotestShow
the Grated cheese (G Rated) #Idiotest
4:13 PM · Sep 11, 2016·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I went to cinema last night and saw a movie about cheese.
It was G rated.
5:00 PM · Oct 20, 2016·Twitter Web Client

Reddit—Cleanjokes
Posted by u/madazzahatter October 20, 2017
I went to cinema last night and saw a movie about cheese…
It was G rated.

Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I went to cinema last night and saw a movie about cheese.
It was G rated.
5:00 PM · Oct 20, 2016·Twitter Web Client

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/janus10 November 19, 2017
Shredded cheese is perfectly safe for children.
After all, it’s g rated.

Twitter
Synth Magnetic
@synthomagnetic
@ImagnryCupcakes
Q:  How do we know that shredded cheese
is safe for young children?
A:  it’s g rated.
12:11 PM · Nov 21, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
MK ultra
@whatmorals_
G + rated
Grated
Like cheese.
Kids movies are cheesy
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
4:54 AM · Jan 23, 2019·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Tom Brinton
@brintown
Why are cheese bits perfect for kids?
They’re g rated
12:10 PM · Oct 29, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Nasim Kaya
@NasimKaya
Parmesan is G -Rated #WordsOfWisdom #WordOfTheDay #Wisdom #cheese
7:28 AM · Sep 10, 2020·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Paul Smith
@mainlymono
Replying to @rotster
I’ve had G rated cheese, it melts more quickly
6:56 AM · Oct 20, 2020·Twitter Web App

Twitter
Banbanree
@banbanree
Replying to @OTKnetwork and @cyr
Grated cheese or G rated cheese?
7:24 PM · Nov 1, 2021·Twitter Web App

Reddit—Cleanjokes
Posted by u/HomebodySandman December 8, 2021
Why is canned Parmesan cheese the most family-friendly?
It’s always G rated.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Wednesday, December 08, 2021 • Permalink