A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from August 02, 2018
“Why is chicken the sexiest meat?”/“Chicken strips.”

Chicken strips are deep fried pieces of chicken meat. “Chicken strips” doesn’t mean that chicken takes off its clothes (strips), but there are jokes.
 
A “chicken strip club” is a club sandwich (bacon, cheese, etc. between two pieces of bread) with chicken strips. “Goin to the (chicken) strip club” was posted on Twitter  by HotboiH on May 20, 2009. “Strip club < chicken strip club" was posted on Twitter by Josh on September 6, 2012. “@BluntDipper: kfc is a strip club. a chicken strip club” was posted on Twitter on April 22, 2013. “Going to a strip club. A chicken strip club. I’m going to Friendlys” was posted on Twitter on January 16, 2014. “Chick-FilA is technically a strip club a chicken strip club” was posted on Twitter by Chicken Naygetts on April 11, 2014. “I’m going to the strip club. The chicken strip club. I mean Chick - Fil - A” was posted on Twitter by O-O-K-A-Y on April 20, 2017.
 
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“To get to the other side” is a classic riddle from the 19th century. “Why did the chicken cross the road?......because he wanted to see the chicken strip. LMAO” was posted on Twitter by Ran on August 23, 2009. “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to chickfila & watch a chicken strip!” was posted on Twitter by uǝɯɹɐɔ on December 2, 2009. “Why did the chicken cross the road to whataburger?? To watch the chicken strip LOL: was posted on Twitter by VVV on May 5, 2011. “Q: Why did the chicken cross the road to go to KFC. A: He wanted to see a chicken strip!” was posted on Twitter by lil bit on May 5, 2012.
 
“Why did the rooster cross the road?” is, perhaps, a more logical version. “RT @L00kAt_nAt Q: why did the rooster cross the road to whataburger? A: to see a chicken strip! I actually loled at this..” was posted on Twitter by London Chenier on August 26, 2011. “Why did the rooster cross the road?..... To see the chicken strip. Lol.” was posted on Twitter by Mrs. Laflare on October 14, 2012. “Why did the rooster cross the road to KFC? To see a chicken strip” was posted on a 2016 joke book.
 
“Chicken is the sexiest meat….cause sometimes if you’re lucky it strips” was posted on Twitter by Sean McEwan on December 3, 2013. “Why is chicken the sexiest meat? Chicken strips” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on August 2, 2018.
 
“Chicken loses job. Chicken is broke. Chicken strips” is another “chicken strips” joke.
   
         
Wikipedia: Chicken fingers
Chicken fingers, also known as chicken tenders, chicken goujons, chicken strips or chicken fillets, are chicken meat prepared from the pectoralis minor muscles of the animal. These strips of white meat are located on either side of the breastbone, under the breast meat, sometimes just pulverized chicken flesh. (pectoralis major). They may also be made with similarly shaped pieces cut from chicken meat, usually the breast.
 
Chicken fingers are prepared by coating chicken meat in a breading mixture and then deep frying them, in a manner similar to the preparation of schnitzel.
       
Twitter 
HotboiH
@HotboiH
Goin to the (chicken) strip club.
11:34 PM - 20 May 2009
 
Twitter
Ran
@RaanWithIt
Why did the chicken cross the road?......because he wanted to see the chicken strip. LMAO
4:57 PM - 23 Aug 2009
   
Twitter
uǝɯɹɐɔ
@suivrecarms
Replying to @eegarza
@eegarza lemme tell you a joke then. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to chickfila & watch a chicken strip!
4:42 PM - 2 Dec 2009
 
Twitter
Andrew Braskic
@braskic
Why did the McChicken cross the road to KFC? Because he wanted to see the chicken strip.
3:17 PM - 8 Nov 2010
   
Twitter
VVV
@TriplevVvEnt
Why did the chicken cross the road to whataburger?? To watch the chicken strip LOL.      #whataburgerHumor
8:57 PM - 5 May 2011
     
Twitter 
London Chenier
@AONsMaddness
RT @L00kAt_nAt Q: why did the rooster cross the road to whataburger? A: to see a chicken strip! I actually loled at this..
10:07 PM - 26 Aug 2011
 
Twitter
Marc Salinas
@marcleosalinas
@salinajd   Why did the chicken cross the road to get to Whataburger???   
To see a chicken strip
9:23 AM - 22 Sep 2011
 
Twitter     
Boog
@BoogHowell
I told my moms Ima open a strip club and name it the “Chicken Strip”
11:18 PM - 16 Feb 2012
 
Twitter   
Colleen Payne
@ColleeenPayne
Why did the turkey go to Whataburger? To see the chicken strip :O #hahaehehe
11:28 AM - 5 Apr 2012
   
Twitter
lil bit
@dezzo__
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road to go to KFC. A: He wanted to see a chicken strip! :D for #oomf #PopsicleStickJoke
2:14 PM - 5 May 2012
   
Twitter
follow @ajeda_ !!
@_dejawashington
brianna: why did the chicken cross the road to chic fil a? me:.. brianna: to see the chicken strip. *laughs* me:...hhha, OK c:
2:00 AM - 19 Jun 2012
     
Twitter 
Josh
@Humor_Fetish
Strip club < chicken strip club

1:47 AM - 6 Sep 2012
 
Twitter
Mrs. Laflare
@ittybittybree
Why did the rooster cross the road?..... To see the chicken strip. Lol.
3:32 AM - 14 Oct 2012
 
Twitter
billy bob
@billybob1_bob
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
Why?
To see some chicken strip!🐤
11:22 PM - 15 Jan 2013
 
Twitter
Jeffrey Lopez
@jeffsnotfaking
Why did the rooster cross the road to Whataburger?? To see the chicken strip!
11:12 AM - 29 Mar 2013
   
Twitter
Deep Toot
@jonjontampon
”@BluntDipper: kfc is a strip club. a chicken strip club”
12:29 PM - 22 Apr 2013
 
Twitter
Sean McEwan
@ItsSeanMcEwan
chicken is the sexiest meat….cause sometimes if you’re lucky it strips
10:45 PM - 3 Dec 2013
         
Twitter 
Thicc Moranis
@matt0show
Going to a strip club.
A chicken strip club.
I’m going to Friendlys.
12:16 AM - 16 Jan 2014 from North Valley Stream, NY
 
Twitter
Chicken Naygetts
@LocalHugDealer
Chick-FilA is technically a strip club a chicken strip club I’m just saying #randomthought
9:23 PM - 11 Apr 2014 from Bowling Green, OH
 
Twitter   
morgan
@muxbug
“Have you ever been to the chicken strip club?”
“No, but I hear things get pretty saucy over there.”
7:29 PM - 15 Nov 2014
   
Reddit—Jokes
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
submitted February 11, 2015 by Ladylineman111
To see the chicken strip!!!
 
Twitter 
Kelsie Davis
@kelsiebdavis
why did the rooster go to Dairy Queen?
to see the chicken strip.
8:51 PM - 7 May 2015
   
Twitter
Paul Grzymkowski
@paulogy
Replying to @MaxScoville
@MaxScoville @agentbizzle NYC used to be a lot more fun before Giuliani got rid of all the chicken strip club sandwiches
4:04 PM - 2 Aug 2015
 
Twitter   
Ashley Nicole
@Ash_b3ar1234
Lmfao Why’d the chicken go to KFC?
TO SEE THE CHICKEN STRIP!!!󾌴󾌴󾌴󾌴󾌺󾌺󾌺 get it because chicken strips are on their… http://fb.me/U7LQYid2
11:11 PM - 22 Dec 2015
     
Google Books
Fast Food Jokes For Kids
By Jack Jokes
PeteyRF Creative
2016
Pg. ?:
Why did the rooster cross the road to KFC?
To see a chicken strip.
     
Google Books
Meat Culture
Edited by Annie Potts
Boston, MA: Brill
2016
Pg. 12:
Question: Why did the chicken go to KFC? Answer: He wanted to see a chicken strip.
 
Twitter
Eat24
@Eat24
Thinking about hitting up the strip club tonight… And by that, we mean chicken strip club. 😋
11:50 PM - 1 Apr 2016
   
Twitter
Cham Clowdah
@ktalbotmurph
Eating at a strip club isn’t that weird, but only if it’s a chicken strip club.
1:10 PM - 15 Apr 2016
 
Twitter
Trish
@patricia_przydz
Chicken thots because chicken strips
10:59 PM - 13 Oct 2016
         
Twitter
Connor Mullen
@Cmull96
@brittt_mullen : “The only strip club I go to is the chicken strip club”
12:19 PM - 28 Oct 2016
 
Twitter
Andrew Murga
@Murga_24
Why did the rooster cross the road to go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip 😂
8:37 PM - 20 Mar 2017
 
Twitter
O-O-K-A-Y
@Ookay
I’m going to the strip club. The chicken strip club.
I mean Chick - Fil - A
2:18 AM - 20 Apr 2017
 
Twitter
Yara Hesham
@mythoughts11221
-Why do men love chicken more than meat?
-because chicken strips
12:08 PM - 29 Nov 2017
 
Twitter
Courtney
@courtmsmitty
Make it rain 100s on your poultry because chicken strips
8:36 PM - 11 Dec 2017
   
Twitter
Hayden
@MrSkoliders23
Why did the rooster cross the road to Wendy’s?    To see a chicken strip.. #FreshTweets
12:48 PM - 26 Jan 2018
 
Twitter
Taylor Murgallis
@TaylorMurgallis
My stripper name would be Chicken because Chicken Strips.
12:03 AM - 7 Apr 2018
       
Twitter 
Krisp Bird & Batter
@KrispBirdBatter
The answer to the age old question, “Why did the 🐓 cross the road?” Answer: To go see a chicken strip!
10:41 AM - 20 May 2018
 
Reddit—Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
submitted June 7, 2018 by WhiteWalterBlack
He was heading to the chicken-strip club to check out some breasts.
 
Twitter 
Yxng Man
@ImYxngMan
I blow stacks at the chicken strip club
1:03 PM - 2 Aug 2018
 
Reddit—3amjokes
Why is chicken the sexiest meat? self.3amjokes
Submitted August 2, 2018 by imthe_captain
Chicken Strips
 
Twitter
3AM
@3AM_Jokes
Why is chicken the sexiest meat?... Chicken Strips
5:59 PM - 2 Aug 2018

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